worst job EVER

im a keycutter amoungst other things get this scenario:

lady comesin ''you cut this key for me yesterday it doesnt work''

i cut her a new one.

lady says ''wheres the old one i want it i dont want u following me home and breaking in.

i say ''lady you said the key doesnt work so how can i?''

lady says ''dont be rude to me or ill phone your head office and complain''

i say ''look heres 20p theres the head office number and theres a phone box call sumone who cares''

lol also sum slag wanted to complain because i wouldnt let her in the shop 1 hour after closing time. do u get that? cos i dont. your sounds worse thou

also a cosotmer called me a bastard the other day so i threw her shoes out the door into the main road she didnt liek that.

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Originally Posted by scooterjay

i have a friend who is a pipefitter. he was working in a turkey processing plant in NC, running fire sprinkler system pipe in the plant. he had to run some pipe in the room where the turkeys got their heads cut off. there was a big black woman, probably 300 lbs. or so. she had an apron on with blood all over it and she dipped snuff. kendall said she would stand at her work station and as the turkeys came thru the room, hanging by their feet from an overhead conveyor, she would cut their heads off. well, the line shut down and she took a break. my friend asked her "ma'am, how many turkeys do you kill in a shift?" she spat and snarled "every god damn one of them!" kendall slowly backed out of the room and wished her a nice day!

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Ha ha, yup, that sounds like someone working a killing floor :p

When I first started at that job, the first thing I saw, was a huge neck slicer, and as the dead pig, still twitching mind you, get half of their necks sliced off with a huge slicer. Buddy did this 8,000 times a day. Also, my first day of work, a guy came up to me and offered me a cup of water...in a pigs ear! Oh....fuck.

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Originally Posted by friendowl

when i was 16 i went to visit some homies who moved to wisconsin.a small town called waukesha.i got me a job at the hotel mariott.i was a housekeeper and was responsible for cleaning 15-20 rooms a day.have you ever partied in a hotel cuz i have and i leave a big ass mess.i had to clean cum staind sheets restrooms full of vomit and shit and piss and leftover food.it was fucking horrible.i had to take this filthy ass room and turn it into a clean living space in a few minutes.sometimes i wouldnt change the bed sheets.ehh thats nasty now that i think about it.hotels are dirty places.

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i got offered a job doing that, i was going to take it but then i remembered what my hotel rooms looked like after partying in them

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Originally Posted by Fabolous

yea basicly in my mind the wrost job ever is some one who has to clean up after some one. i mean shit stains pee everywhere, ect ect ect........

and on top that even after doing the shit work you only get payed Min. witch is so damn dumb, when you see all these starts complaning how they gotta get up and do these tv shows and shit when ppl like use have to sit there and clean up crap grrrr..

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yeah all those fucking office camp chav yuppies banging on like oooo i got loadsa paper work to do and my damn dry cleaning is 10 minutes late...................try moving a half dead alcholole saturated smelly tramp from your shop while they are spitting at you then tell me your got it bad.

(he tried to spit at me so i stood at the fornt of the shop and used the prussure gun to fire staples at him lol and yes my bosses arnt in favour of my antics at wokr i just hate being taken advantage of because im small. lol

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

Ha ha, yup, that sounds like someone working a killing floor :p

When I first started at that job, the first thing I saw, was a huge neck slicer, and as the dead pig, still twitching mind you, get half of their necks sliced off with a huge slicer. Buddy did this 8,000 times a day. Also, my first day of work, a guy came up to me and offered me a cup of water...in a pigs ear! Oh....fuck.

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not trying to sound hard man but i think i could do that job i would just smoke like normal (skunk) out on my head phone and let it all out on that cow or pig or chicken u know like do u get to use your own knoives if u want? i wouldnt mind having my own knives for use as i use my own in the job i do now and one i curved like the claw on the voloceraptor in jurassic park lol real big a scary i know itll probably sound wierd but i could get used to that kinda just u know just lay mental msuic and go nuts but now i think abiot it i geuss everyday would be a bit borring bvut then so are all jobs after the first month lol. i just dont get how epopel find it dificult i mean if u said to sum people ok go kill that cow for food they wouldnt have a clue .

in my mind i would simply walk over and slit its throught or just stab the shit outta it , cut its belly open , knive throught the eye intot he brain.~~

u knwo what i eman i just dont get why sumone people wouldnt know what to do killing aint that hard u know

i think nochowder wins. think of how rank that would be if the pigs were hot and smelly..

My worst job ever was
cold calling hated it only there 2 weeks then quit

Seeya

MissBlinky

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Originally Posted by Little Miss Blinky

My worst job ever was
cold calling hated it only there 2 weeks then quit

Seeya

MissBlinky

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I have been an operator pretty much my entire adult life. I have done it all, cold calls, cold corporate calling, answering services (~5 years experience and my current occupation). People suck. I will say that I have it good right now though, as I can and do work from home, so I can kick back smoke a fat one, light a cig and take calls. Makes graveyard go by pretty quickly...

babysitting.

Children running around, screaming, jumping off changing tables (don't ask..), blocks falling over, worrying if they're gonna get hurt, cooking and feeding them, messy little fingers dipped in peanut butter, icky diapers, sticky snot noses, carrying them around on your back, carrying them around on your leg, carrying them around on your hip, thigh, neck, what ever they manage to grab on to, awkward questions, simple games that you have to lose in on purpose, endless screaming and crying..

ehh the pay's good and they're still cute and plus you don't have to take them home..

so maybe babysitting isn't THAT bad.