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about 2 years ago or something i was in science class, i was at the front, and i had a full on hard on, and i had to get up to go get a peice of paper, and when i did, the WHOLE class burst into laughter as i had this huge lump stickin out my trousers. But then i was known by everyone to have a big dick haha, i think some random guy just told loads of people about how big my dick is (wtf, lol), and well, it just got around. So its not all bad, i guess ;)
oh, btw. I got the boner because i was just really horny that day and i was distracted and just thinking of a really hot girl i made up in my mind... i don't just get random hard on's for no reason. Used to before when i was like 13.
As I learned in my teens, it actually does work to think of baseball.
You should try falling asleep in class, and having a semi-wet dream, lol! I never actually busted a nut, but I apparently talk while sleeping, so...You get the picture!
I once gave a used condom wrapper to the lunch lady attempting to pay for my lunch. She just sat there starring at me, and everyone was laughing...Talk about embarassing moments!
A hardon in class is no biggie, but they make for good gossip, lol! :D
Get used to it, man. Dick control is not something easy to master at your age!
HA!
I remember the easy-wood days. Fun times. I'd get a boner whenever I got a ride to school. Didn't matter who. Vibration mixed with early morning... every friKKin time.
It tends to happen. Some say it is nerves and that the heightened blood flow stimulates the spongey tissue in the penis and causes a erection.
Personally, I just think your a pervert.:thumbsup:
Happy Toking :rasta:
Hon, it just happens to young men your age. And even though your voice changed way back in fifth grade, you're still in your pubescent years. My husband gave our son, who is a few years older than you now, a book when he was your age that explained that the brain is simply working out its pathways as it begins making the connections that send that "erection" signal down there. So the random boners just happen for a while. Eventually those signals will settle down. Until they do, don't wear tucked-in shirts!Quote:
Originally Posted by OzzyOz
Oh, I remember now! there is a cure to a boner, just hold your breath. Every guy's had that awkward situation where you can't afford one but it comes itself, and I just held my breath and eventually the discomfort and focus on holding it as it gets more difficult totally cures it.
Whackoff before school, and between periods: a good whack only gives you maybe an hour of no random boners.
Yeah I remember in middle school. It was like one big constant boner for no reason at all. It kind of sucks because sometimes I wish I had the sex drive now that I did when I was 13.