getting high, getting shit done

I'm ultra productive when I'm high. The quality of work might go down a bit. At least stuff gets done and its actually not so damn boring. Getting high makes anything seem like an easy job.

i smoked before one of my classes on friday (i have not smoked before class since high school) and got way higher than i thought i was going to... then i was sitting in the lecture hall and taking notes, realizing my notes didn't make any sense at all and whoever was sitting next to me must have known that there was something wrong with me lol. it was just the first day of class so there wasn't that much important stuff, i probably won't do it again for a regular class.

haha, i went to work one friday, got stoned over lunch and came back...i couldn't function. tried to take some calls but..man. here's an example:

*caller* hello i'm returning your call from the other day, this is mary

*me* oh hello mary, thanks for returning my call...

*caller* how can i help you?

*me* yes, i called. and...yeah i wanted to ask you a QUESTION

...later that day...

*me* ok, and you said your name is catherine?

*caller* um...it's'...mary

*me* oh right. you said catherine earlier.

yeah. that didn't work too well!

lol, I used to get intentionally too high before my classes, then realized I didn't take that good of notes, and didn't pay attetion as much as I would have liked. Now I just save it for after class, making it that much better. :stoned:

I like getting high before i go to work, i work at a pizza place and i am slappin dough and sauces and dealing with fucking idoits...but then again i like getting high all the time.

i always, if i have it, do a drug, preferabvly marijuana, befroe doing anything productive...it helps me out, and i actaully do my homework (and do it well), get jobs, go out...when im not smokin, i just sit around all day

I like to masturbate while high. It gets the job done very well.