CAUGHT STORIES: PARENTS OR POLICE, post stories, and enjoy!

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Originally Posted by heatherhatesyou

i got caught smoking at school with two of my friends. we usually go far into the woods to this place we call "the bench", but this day we were too damn lazy. we sat down on a rock in a really obvious place, cocky cuz we had never gotten caught before. we had only smoked one bowl and were packing our second when one of our monitors drove up in their fucking ridiculous green and yellow gator. we all go SHIT but we're trapped in the woods, we can't get away. so we watch as the dumbass trips over rocks trying to make his way over to us, all the while warning us "don't try to run" when clearly we're making no attempt at running. i distinctly remember the monitor falling on a rock and my friend brett saying "there's a path" and the monitor just looked like a complete idiot. anyway then he told us to start walking towards the school and he would follow us in the gator. i was pretty panicked, as i was carrying a purse with about an eighth and two glass pieces (both of which are absolutley gorgeous and i was not willing to lose). not knowing what to do i glanced behind me to see the idiot gabbing on his walkie talkie. stupidly i flung my bright blue bag into the woods hoping that he wouldn't see me throw it or see it as he drove by. i immidiatley regretted what i did thinking he would obviously notice that one second i had a purse and the next second i didn't, but this guy was a massive idiot. anyway so then my friend brett threw his papers into the woods too and we were pretty confident, thinking "we have nothing on us whatever we'll just say we were having a cigarette, they can't do anything about it"

well when we got into the principals office they split us into 3 seperate rooms with 3 seperate vice principals interrogating us individually, seemingly to find flaws in our stories or something. keep in mind that we weren't even high. one bowl amongst 3 people, i had barely a buzz going. anyway. they searched me and asked me repeatedly what i was doing, saying that the monitor "smelled marijuana" etc. i just smiled a lot and said i was having a cigarette. i ended up in the nurses office, where i experienced the most unintentionally hilarious thing ever.

apparently they have a test at our school to see if you're high. this test involves TAKING YOU DIRECTLY FROM THE VICE PRINCIPALS OFFICE after being interrogated for 10-15 minutes (an extremely stressful situation) and then TAKING YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE...i mean what the fuck, of course my pulse is racing, I JUST GOT OUT OF THE DAMN OFFICE. they finished the test by asking me the date. the damn date. what fucking teenager knows the date? i mean, seriously, what fucking month is this?

anyway it ended up that they searched all of our lockers/backpacks and found brett's backpack had visene, lighter fluid, lighters, rolling machine, papers, blunt wraps, bud grinder.....and about .000001 gram of ganj. seriously, it was fucking microscopic. but they nabbed him for possession and nabbed us all for smoking up in school.

3 days detention which ended up falling righ tnear thanksgiving break, so i had a week and a half vacation when everyone else had like 4 days.

a hilarious experience overall, i'd say.

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whoa thats a big post, i went to the effort of reading it. that is one of the coolest storys ever haha thats awesome :D

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yeahh. i always have incense burning in my room. i am not a good sleeper and it takes me AGES to get to sleep. So i say incense relaxs me and it helps me sleep, they believe it....i think. Also since i always smoke outside i told my parents that most nights i go outside and look at the stars coz it also relaxs me lol...so if they hear me outside hopefully they wont come out....

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i also have a sleep problem, but weed makes me sleepy at the burn out stage, so i usualy crash at the end of the high which is good. but i wake up feeling like crazp and my mouth is all dry and tasting nasty.

b4 i tell the story just let me tell u when i smell weed, i go crazy like when i shrak smells blood.

so i was at my friend D's house. we were playin madden then we both smelt the sweet sent of weed. i ran in to the living room and 1 of D'd moms friend was smokin a joint. so i immeditly ask to take a hit and he pass it. i take 3 hits and D's mom, who has been there the whole time says,"that why i dont like him hangin around with my son!!.

i thought ohh shit gave back and went in D's room. but she didnt care and we just acted like it never happend. :stoned:

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Originally Posted by sharpezor

i also have a sleep problem, but weed makes me sleepy at the burn out stage, so i usualy crash at the end of the high which is good. but i wake up feeling like crazp and my mouth is all dry and tasting nasty.

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duuuuuude that is exactly the same thing that happens to me. :o

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Originally Posted by sharpezor

smoking jedi style is so lame. i just wana kick back and smoke wile im on my computer, laying in bed or watching TV/Movie. fuck leaning out the window. it'll have to do for now.

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thats what i do. i was tlaking about going into NIJA stile a long time ago. reading and cromprehention are vital! :thumbsup:

i wasnt talking about you specificaly, i was saying doing it ninja style all the time is lame. everyone who does it would agree, its not their fault that its gotta be done that way, but its still lame.

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Originally Posted by sharpezor

i wasnt talking about you specificaly, i was saying doing it ninja style all the time is lame. everyone who does it would agree, its not their fault that its gotta be done that way, but its still lame.

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whatever man :cool:

Was driving home from work one night is 76 or 77. Had just finished a doob and lit a cig and next thing I know there are cherries in the rear view. Pulled over and the Illinois state trooper pulled up behind me. I was shitting bricks and thinking he would probably smell it and nail me. He was about to get out of his car when a porsche whipped by doing about 110. Trooper took off after the porsche.

Caught by the cops
1) Drinking in public a few days after my 14th birthday.
2) In 8th grade for buying a "controlled substance" in (a) school (zone)
3) Smoking a cigarette underage (oooh, big deal)
4) In a small "riot" as the cops called it in PA at 13. Basically there was just a big fight and I was involved.

Am on probation until March '06 (almost done!)

Caught by my parents:
1) Drinking
2) Smoking pot
3) on pills

Age: 16

My mother doesn't give a fuck.

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

Caught by the cops
1) Drinking in public a few days after my 14th birthday.
2) In 8th grade for buying a "controlled substance" in (a) school (zone)
3) Smoking a cigarette underage (oooh, big deal)
4) In a small "riot" as the cops called it in PA at 13. Basically there was just a big fight and I was involved.

Am on probation until March '06 (almost done!)

Caught by my parents:
1) Drinking
2) Smoking pot
3) on pills

Age: 16

My mother doesn't give a fuck.

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omg will you marry me? come live in my apartment in california bay area?