Has anyone ever gotten caught masturbating while high?

Masturbating...while high, lol that has to be the funniest shit ever. Double trouble, but no I never do shit like this when I'm high, actually sex is the last thing that comes to my mind when I'm high unless I see a girl then I get more horny than normally.

I've never been caught masterbating, never mind doing it high! Wow...theres some...wierd people on this site.

Who the HELL jacks off in a car when they're with their parents? Honestly? And where did you plan to spurt? Just on the back of the seat and leave it there? Nasty...

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Originally Posted by Frivolous248

Who the HELL jacks off in a car when they're with their parents? Honestly? And where did you plan to spurt? Just on the back of the seat and leave it there? Nasty...

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ROFL!

nope, never caught

ps frivolous,. that made my sig

dude i`m the master of timings and locations for where i stroke it

if i only have 2 minutes and i need some strokin.. i`ll do it... no i have not... be aware of you surroundings

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Originally Posted by CocaCola

Have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed?

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Red team, GO!

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Originally Posted by thcbongman

Pretty much. I want a lady who respect herself. Who doesn't dick one dude, and an hour later dicks another.

Sex became a commodity to me. It's nothing special.

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I agree with you on this.

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Originally Posted by yoda

ps frivolous,. that made my sig

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:D

I personally just wait till I get home, masterbating isn't THAT good that it can't wait 15 minutes.

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Originally Posted by CocaCola

Have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed?

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LMFAO. that scene in half baked was sooo hilirious.

my friend was caught by his extermely mormon mom humping a blow up doll while we was stoned as fuck lmao.:D