scientology

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Originally Posted by lemonboy

What's with the volcanos, soul collectors, and aliens? That's what I want to know.

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It's Titan. An Earth-like moon of Saturn with shorelines, lakes, and mountains that has the conditions for life, though extreme.

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Originally Posted by flamingskullballs

i still think my ball-itching ceremony should be religious...

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The Seven Sacred Texts of SkullBalls Scratching.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

The Seven Sacred Texts of SkullBalls Scratching.

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BRILLIANT I TELL YOU, BRILLIANT!!!

book 1: immaculate conversions
book 2: indifferent thoughts
book 3: azure forests of collective decisions
book 4: coming upon a hope
book 5: the 12 steps
book 6: forgiveness
book 7: sanity

read them, and you shall be healed of the scratching of the balls...and forever at peace with yourself

but follow them...and you shall be with the gods

12 steps to scratching your nuts. I take it Hand Cream is involved?

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

12 steps to scratching your nuts. I take it Hand Cream is involved?

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hell yeah

steps;

step 1: hold penis upwards toward chest
step 2: gently rub hairs in counter-clockwise motion
step 3: comb hairs with fingers
step 4: apply lotion as necessary
step 5: cup testicles in palm of hand
step 6: gently itch each individual testicle
step 7: repeat step six until you feel you have done enough, scratching harder as you go
step 8: rinse all lotioned area with luke warm water
step 9: repeat steps 4-8 once
step 10: dry area
step 11: apply baby powder to area
step 12: repeat steps 1-3

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Originally Posted by JetFoi34

the south park on scientology was pretty funny

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It was damned funny. So was the one about Cartman hunting for hippies.
At least I think it was Cartman.

I loved the South Park with Scientology.

Why anyone would take a religion started by a man who lived on a boat with little boys seriously is beyond me.

"If you really want to make a million, the quickest way is to start your own religion" L.Ron Hubbard

nuff said ~lol~

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too bad all those scientologists didn't read that quote before they joined :p

the funny thing bout scientology is that all the people involved in it are successful.

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Originally Posted by flamingskullballs

hell yeah

steps;

step 1: hold penis upwards toward chest
step 2: gently rub hairs in counter-clockwise motion
step 3: comb hairs with fingers
step 4: apply lotion as necessary
step 5: cup testicles in palm of hand
step 6: gently itch each individual testicle
step 7: repeat step six until you feel you have done enough, scratching harder as you go
step 8: rinse all lotioned area with luke warm water
step 9: repeat steps 4-8 once
step 10: dry area
step 11: apply baby powder to area
step 12: repeat steps 1-3

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I have never put lotion or baby powder on my nuts.

I'm gonna jump to step 5 and repeat up to Step 7.

Then I'm opening up the Seven Sacred Texts of Three-Sheets Forum Jumping.