I, will be president and i, will legalize marijuana.

Hey id vote for you man, it would be a crazy tough battle though...

run in the next election after 2008 and i will vote for you, or that one guys pet rock, if i do deside to be a voter, but so far i have told every1 im not voting.

ONELOVE VS THE PET ROCK.............

lmao

President Rock decreed today that no more of his people shall be made into cement. And now we go to my co-worker Tom who is at Fort Leavenworth where rocks are routinely made into gravel for cement. Tom, what's the situation down there?

Well, Mary, It seems the rocks are killing anyone who comes within 50 feet of them with a pickaxe. We have the leader, a John LaRoque, who would like to say a few words.

my pet rock's main campaign slogan: "let my pebbles go!"

Well, Tom, we are just bored to death of being killed and made into cement by the thousands every day. President Rock's illegalization of cement is the only way to go! LET OUR PEBBLES GO!

George bush retaliates for the republicans by insisting that the rocks are part of a terrorist attack, and that we must allihalate them all if we wish for your society to survive.

lmao

~adds in the cheesy news quote~
Thousands died today when they were stoned to death by the rock revolt. It is unsure at this time, how the rocks managed to throw themselves with deadly accuracy.