faking sick

bugger me that's stupid. we used to do daft things like that at school.

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Originally Posted by Caruso329

Owwwwwww! Wtf. You know if you hit the bottom of someones nose really hard going upward it will send that bone into their brain killing them. This has been a lesson in death by Mr. Turtle. Mr. T says stay in school! :thumbsup:

":cool:

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Yup i knew that.. I think it's Con Air with Nicholas Cage in, when he does that to someone and goes to prison lol :D

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Originally Posted by robert42

wow so u pretened u had a headache?

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Ya dude, they can't prove I have one. I just hold my head and kind of moan and I make sure to never look into their eyes.... that's when they know you are lying. Dangerous, but works like a charm.

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Originally Posted by Garden Knowm

why did you hide under the laundry? playing hooky?

I once chewed up a bunch of crackers and drank some milk and oj.. and then on the drive to school I put my head out the window and pretended to puke.. I think I was in the 6th grade..

it worked.. I stayed home for a week!!

yeah!!

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yep i was playin hooky. speakin of hooky who invented that term, it has to be the stupidest shit i ever heard. whenever i hear the word, i picture a game of retarded hockey or something.

I skived loads, when it got to college, i just used to stay in bed.

I didn't play hookey today, although I was about to. I don't usually fake "sick" I fake mentally ill [start crying between classes or start a fight] and get outta class but still get credit. =]

craziest thing I've done..gawd..Mm I'm not sure but I've gotta few weird stories that I got sent home for in elementry school.

i pretned i have 1 leg

its hard to fake

but works like a charm

I've never faked sickness, though I have taken advantage of a prior illness for longer than I should have. Like I puked on Halloween, and rode that for two days.

Most of the time, I just ditch class.