How to not get caught smoking pot at college....

I smoke in my bathroom with the shower on a lot, and it's pretty great. I turn the fan on, close the window (I want the smoke to go out of the vent rather than out of the window, cause the window is somewhat near my parent's bathroom window). I've never had problems with moisture. After you smoke you might want to take a shower cause it's fun but a hot shower will sober you up...so take a cold/lukewarm shower or a bath if you don't want that to happen. The only danger with this, really, is being so stoned that you leave incriminating stuff (ashes) in the bathroom or your roomate or whoever getting suspicious that you keep taking 1 hour showers every night.

Smoking in the bathroom is my preferred method. I blow smoke through a dryer sheet tube (paper towels tube, not toilet paper... it's twice as long) and into a vent, and hold my pipe or joint right under the vent.

Here's the key to good airflow... EITHER unseal the door or open the window. If the window is furthest form the vent, open it. Otherwise, use the door. This gets the air flowing across the room, taking all that smokiness up into the vent with it.

But the best way I've found is to just heat up a knife with a lighter and press it on a bit of bud, inhaling the resultant vapors. The strongest smell after doing this is you breath, you don't need to use a tube or anything to mask the scent. You go through lighters pretty fast, but it's definitely worth it. Unless you have shitty weed on need to smoke a lot... I usually only need at most a quarter of a gram.

i got evicted and suspended for one semester for smoking bongs in my room SOO i would advise you to not smoke in there at all unless it is gonna be a quick lil session.

shit i smoked for a month and a half in my room with no troubles at all and then one night the ra smelled it or some shit and off i went. IT FUCKING SUCKED

CLIMB THE TREES, THE HIGHER THE BETTER.
JUST DONT GET SO SMASHED THAT YOU CAN'T GET DOWN :smokin:

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Originally Posted by Oneironaut

I have to disagree with SporesDirect. Smoke only in your room. It's probably the safest place. You could roll all your weed into joints and smoke them outside, but why waste all that weed and why risk getting caught smoking in public? Get one of those fans that you can put in your window. Seal the entire window around the fan and have it blowing out. Do not seal the cracks in your door or put towels under it. Why? Because you want to control the airflow in your room. You want the air to come in from the hallway, through your room, to the fan and out the window. When you turn your fan on you should be able to feel a breeze coming in from under your door. It is now impossible for anyone outside the room to smell it, since that requires air to leak out of your room into the hallway. If all the air is going out the fan, you don't have to worry about the smell. Take all your hits near the window and blow them into the fan. Cap your bowl when you're done. Try to keep the amount of smoke inside the room to an absolute minimum, especially if you have a smoke detector. Oh, and keep your door locked whenever you're toking. It's just common sense.

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That is a good idea.
Thats pretty much what i do every night....only i open a window on either side of my room which creates a through-draft. and just smoke near the window that the air is leaving through. It works really well.....but it gets very cold aswell.

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Originally Posted by Az.

That is a good idea.
Thats pretty much what i do every night....only i open a window on either side of my room which creates a through-draft. and just smoke near the window that the air is leaving through. It works really well.....but it gets very cold aswell.

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all this talk of smoking in the dorms really makes me miss my freshmen year..ahh the memories :rasta:

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We call a sploof a flutie down here where I live. I have a friend who went to canada and when he cvameback was like yo check this thing called the flutie out. They call it the flutie cause you can throw it like doug flutie around the room.

I call it a doob tube.

yeah I would vaporise but they are kind of hard to conceal. A lot of your options depend on your roomie (if you have one) if they are anti pot then you are probably going to have to use the bathroom method. Whenever I did this I would just light a scented candle and sit on the counter and blow the hits into the exhaust fan/vent. it sucked all the smoke right up. while toking make sure you turn the shower on the hottest it will go and let the room steam up a bit. steam shouldnt affect your lighting at all. then make sure you give the room time to air out. I always actually showered after toking so that was when it aired out for me. If you arent going to shower then at least make sure you get your hair wet so it is believable. make sure you flush your ashes down the toilet or sink. I was always very paranoid after smoking and would check the toilet like 15 times before I was satisfied. blow out the candle. TURN OFF THE SHOWER. and let the fan run for a while after you are out. you should be safe if you do these things. oh yeah if you have a smoke detector then you can take like a cereal bowl and press it up against the ceiling, over the detector. and tape it around it so that no smoke gets in. : )