Porn and stash

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Originally Posted by MullManiac

I have a lock on my door so my mom can never come in, but one day i decided to change the bong water in my bong and my bathroom is right across the hallway from my room (my room and bathroom in upstairs and my moms room is down stairs and she hardly ever comes up), so i grab my bong slide across the floor of my bedroom on my chair open the door and there my mom cleaning the bathroom looking straight at me with a penguine bong in my hand... not to menturne i was stoned at the time.... i couldnt stop giggleing while she as yelling at me, i think in the end i told her it was a mates bong and he'd left it here and that i thought i should clean it for him before i give it back to him. hahaha.

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Ys thats a great story :dance:

When I was like 14, my mum found my porn stash under my bed which included a few mags and pages from dirty UK newspapers lol. She moved all the porn mags onto a neat little pile on my shelf, and she put all the newspaper pics on the wall. When I got home I was fuckin' embarresed, but I never said anything about it and niether did she - I took down the dirty posters.

Luckily she doesn't have a problem with weed, why just yesterday she walked ino my room when my weed was out on the table, she didn't say anything.

My mum doesnt mind me smoking weed she just doesnt want me to smoke in the house due to her new boyfriend having young children so he wouldnt be too impressed. My dad on the other hand is confusing me on his opinion about me smoking because I thought he would be against it because he tried it and didnt like it, BUT last night we were at his friends who smokes alot and his friend says "lets get me stoned" and my dad says only if I agree. I didnt agree because I was driving but sounded like he wouldnt mind me smoking weed.

My mom has a typical 1920's mindset on weed, it's evil and will kill me....

my dads more layed back on the subjects tho, he keeps cracking sutle jokes that my mom doesnt pick up :p lol

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Originally Posted by acidtrip

When I was like 14, my mum found my porn stash under my bed which included a few mags and pages from dirty UK newspapers lol. She moved all the porn mags onto a neat little pile on my shelf, and she put all the newspaper pics on the wall. When I got home I was fuckin' embarresed, but I never said anything about it and niether did she - I took down the dirty posters.

Luckily she doesn't have a problem with weed, why just yesterday she walked ino my room when my weed was out on the table, she didn't say anything.

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LOL i love how you just took the "dirty posters" down and went about your business.

That's unlucky.. all my porn is/was on the computer, so never had a stash that could be put on the wall. :thumbsup: :dance:

If your mom gives you shit about the porn, tell her you have testicles and can't help it. If she can't understand, then she obviously has no clue how men's brains work and ought to be informed about that. Men have urges, and if they aren't acted upon we wake up to sticky bed sheets, so tell her it's just cutting down on the laundry that has to be done.

She doesnt mind it. Its just embarrasing for me.

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

If your mom gives you shit about the porn, tell her you have testicles and can't help it. If she can't understand, then she obviously has no clue how men's brains work and ought to be informed about that. Men have urges, and if they aren't acted upon we wake up to sticky bed sheets, so tell her it's just cutting down on the laundry that has to be done.

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Yeah, that's a good explanation to tell someone:D

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Originally Posted by Whos Carl

She doesnt mind it. Its just embarrasing for me.

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You want to talk embarrassing? My mom gave me my first Playboy. Now that's an awkward moment.

Mom: You want some smut?
Me: Uhhhh...no...
Mom: (throws Playboy on bed and leaves)
Me: Uhhhhh...

That is embarrassing.

BTW I keep getting you confused with someone else, last week there was someone that had a very similar name to yours, he got banned for being a prat. I no its not you.