stealin pottery

just say u think it looks gay as hell and its stupid and ur getting made fun of and theyll be like o shit we're fools and then that shit is urs

Dude, I say say you were making food or something and when you put it on the table you tipped it and it smashed. If you really want to you can get an identical pot and smash it and put it in the garbage, but i would be too lazy. Could you draw a diagram of the pot or something? Need a bowl, go to the hardware store!

^i hope that helps :p

Try this:

Tell your parents you want the pot to make a bong to smoke some mids. Simple enough. Im sure theyll understand and hey, maybe theyll smoke a bowl with you too.

^sounds like a good plan, i will tell you how it goes

Kill your grandpa.