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Carpet surfing...sorry, I have more respect for myself than that. If I saw weed on the ground, I'd smoke it...but I wouldn't go out of my way to search for it. I don't need a hit that badly.
Watched plenty of people on all fours looking for glass...it's a pretty sorry sight.
Had a friend once that stayed up for 4 days on MDMA and LSD...he ended up crawling around the apartment, crying, picking up little pieces of god knows what, claiming it's pieces of a roll and eating it. /shudders
We used to load stems and seeds as a joke on one another...that was pretty funny stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by UpInSmoke
My friends bro was craving weed bad so I get out the good old classic... oregino, he was just about to take a huge hit and my friend burst out laughing and his bro sniffs the bowl and find out its oregino. DAMIT
when one of the homies was fiening i chopped up some pubic hair mixed with dead cockaroaches with a lil nug of weed on top to hide the mix.he took a big rip from the bong and then vomit came flying out of his nose.i didnt like this guy too much.was well worth the effort of chopping roaches.
You a sick mother fucker, man.Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
A fellow I used to work with was at a wake for a deceased relative, and most of the people were of Irish ancestry. These events have been known to have a touch of alcohol on the premises. Anyway, one guy got really sloshed, and fell asleep. so somebody put HIM in a coffin - and, when he woke up.......... I guess you just had to be there, lol.
This is the nastiest shit ever! Once about four of my friends and i bought half an ounce. One of my friends took it home but on friday when we all met up together he pulls it out from his pants. He had the bag taped to his balls!!!!!
So me and one of my other friends were rolling the joints till there were a few for each guy. Then we saw a pubic hair on the tape attached to the bag so we decidid to roll it along in one of the joints. We made sure that we could easily identify it and put it in the bag with the rest of the joints. When it came time for smoking we made sure my friend who had taped the bag to his balls got the joint with the pub and once he finished it we just started fuckin laughing like crazy! It was the funniest thing ever!!!!!!!!
I LOVE CARPET SEARCHES
i hide my stuff in side of my couch; i cut a whole in the underside of the couch and everything is tucked away in there; madre doesnt look.
anywho, i always wait a good you know, three weeks
then BOOMSHAKALAKA MOTHER FUCKER
i go on a carpet raid
my best find........a fucking dime (by dime i mean half a damn gram) of some decent looking bud i must of dropped the previous weekend while, as one may say, 'retarded'.
man that made my day.
u gotta love hidden fucking tresures.
Boomshakalaka..hahaha its been a while since I heard that... I love those lil treasures..Quote:
Originally Posted by RaoulDuke
yup guys sometimes you have to play whats pot and whats not in the car and i come out pretty good most of the time