don't panic.

If the planet was to be vaporized, not much you can do but get stoned and kiss your sweet ass goodbye. If it was the hand of God coming to 'smote' the wicked, I'd kiss my sweet ass goodbye. If it was some kind of biological extermination, I'd kiss my sweet ass goodbye.

I wouldnt react as I would be dead.

I'd do all the things i wanted to, sya by goodbyes and in the last hour id take EVERY drug known to man and go out with one hell of a bang! ;)

Peace n Peanuts

Buddy

I would proably be hysterical. It wouldnt just be my life I'd be losing, it would be my husband, my friends, my pets... I like my life, I love the people in my life so much, I dont want anything happening to it or them. I dont want my life to end. Ever.

If I had a few weeks, or months to mull over the impending disaster, I might be able to come to terms with it and possibly, hopefully, do something meaningful in my last days with myself and my loved ones. And I would eat nothing but junkfood until doomsday.

Leading up to it, I would do all the things I wanted to do but feared the consequences of, like murdering a few assholes.

And yes, that is a euphemism for heterosexual buttsex.

My last words are going to be "see you in hell," because I promised someone I'd have the heart to.

I'd be kind of dissappointed, as I've always wanted to die by riding to my death on the top of a flaming zeppelin, firing two B.A.R. rifles while wearing a bunny suit.

Maybe I could somehow cause the apocalypse like this....

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Originally Posted by zarathustra

Leading up to it, I would do all the things I wanted to do but feared the consequences of, like murdering a few assholes.

And yes, that is a euphemism for heterosexual buttsex.

My last words are going to be "see you in hell," because I promised someone I'd have the heart to.

I'd be kind of dissappointed, as I've always wanted to die by riding to my death on the top of a flaming zeppelin, firing two B.A.R. rifles while wearing a bunny suit.

Maybe I could somehow cause the apocalypse like this....

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LOL, you're hilarious, thanks for the good laugh. :p

i would..... snort bare coke
smoke loadsa crack
shoot up shitloads
take as much acid as i can
smoke loads weed
take a viagra
fuck as many ladies i can
then say....
mmmm wtf.... no rly wtf

then realise it wasnt the end of the world and i just fucked a man and O'D for nothing.

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I would proably be hysterical. It wouldnt just be my life I'd be losing, it would be my husband, my friends, my pets... I like my life, I love the people in my life so much, I dont want anything happening to it or them. I dont want my life to end. Ever.

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Way to spark the imaginations, Ousted. If more people read this, it's gonna destroy the morality of our fellow earthlings.

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Way to spark the imaginations, Ousted. If more people read this, it's gonna destroy the morality of our fellow earthlings.

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:confused: Howso?

Well, you, basically, cut everything short of the End of the World and brought us back to reality.