turn to JESUS or burn in hell

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Originally Posted by Euphoric

erminitontotnto whatever u spell thats not even a word but yes. awesome post.


A few other things about Jesus:

Jesus says that those who have been less fortunate in this life will have it even worse in the life to come. Mark 4:25

Jesus sends the devils into 2000 pigs, causing them to jump off a cliff and be drowned in the sea. Clearly Jesus could have simply sent the devils out, yet he chose instead to place them into pigs and kill them. This is called animal abuse. Mark 5:12-13

Jesus kills a fig tree for not bearing figs, even though it was out of season. Jesus must not be as smart as Christians would have us believe, for he was retarded enough to do something this silly. Youâ??d think the son of god (god incarnate) would know that trees donâ??t bear fruit in dry season. Mark 11:13

Luke 12:47 Jesus okays beating slaves.

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But Jesus said, "No, go home to your friends, and tell them the wonderful things the Lord has done for you and how merciful he has been." -Mark 5:19

The servant will be severly punished, for though he knew his duty, he refused to do it. -[B]Luke 12:47.

one more

He noticed a fig tree a little way off that was in full leaf, so he went over to see if he could find any figs on it. But there were only leaves because it was too early in the season for fruit. -Mark 11:13

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Originally Posted by Euphoric

A few other things about Jesus:

Jesus says that those who have been less fortunate in this life will have it even worse in the life to come. Mark 4:25

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"To those who are open to my teaching, more understanding will be given. But to those who are not listening, even what they have will be taken from them." -Mark 4:25

Think not what you think unto others what others would think unto you knowing that you were stoned when you were being quoted! - Chris T. B. 1.2-1,1:1
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Jesus: Turn to me, or burn in hell.
Alejandro: Oh, thanks for the stipulation.
Jesus: Man, don't worry about it. I'm just saying if you don't want to burn with me, go burn with Judas.

yea but in hell there's free marshmellows I'll go to hell for marshmellows and their's always fire to light your bud and bake "brownies" so why wouldn't i go to hell?

You have to give head for marshmellows. I heard they're nuts are hot as hell!!! Worse!

yea well sometimes you have to give a little

My God, prplchknz, you speak...so...primitive!

haha, that's all life is. manipulating others to get what you want, without letting others knowing that they're being manipulated.