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but being an ass cracks me up. and actually the spleen thing was a wild guess. i have no idea who you are. and im not the type to apologize. im just an immature brat.

I don't really have spleen cancer. bam1

I hate star commander. I just do. I just met him, and am already reminded of the fatass cop in super troopers, farva, this guy probably sucks at life.

I mean c'mon, star commander, what kind of "don't wanna be known as a geek" name is that, it's like you have the spotlight directed to "yea guys, I CAN TALK IN CAPS ALL I WANT AND SAY NASTY SHIT TO TRY AND OFFEND PEOPLE"...no one remembered you, because no one ever cared about you.

I bet if he changed now, no one would think less of him for it....

-gets ready for a board wide embrace around the new and improved starcommanderx-

Doesnt hold breath

Diseases. :eek: That's all you can talk about, diseases. :D

Fat disease, brain disease, friction disease, Heart Disease, pancreatic disease, vertically-challenged disease, diseases of addiction (namely, to humor (GHoSToKeR I love your threads and posts. They're fucking hilarious! Welcome back!! ), antennae disease, monkey-borne diseases, paranoia disease (Melton420 well i dont hate you but ive dont know you, and your self confedence must be really low ), disease through excrement (beachguy in thongs Quote: Originally Posted by StarcommanderX-10. My pastor told me it was just me. i am just a dislikable person. then i smashed his face with my bible. he shortly got up and leveled my ass. i havent been back to that church since. BEACHGUY: That's because pastor's are filled with horse-shit.
Sep-28-2005 01:37), hemorrhoids (amydan420 had to laugh about the whole tennis racket thing. Don't you end up with waffle marks on your ass! LOL ), and hometown-pride disease :( (Ganj don't even know you, brother. consider this a new start. i see you, too reign from houston, which in my book makes you okay with me. screwston represent! ).

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ill be standing in front of the computer, in the nude, jiggling my penis while spanking myself with an old tennis racket. and whooping loudly with pleasure every time i ejaculate.

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nice

I couldn't be happier that you're back! Now get back to insulting people, spouting graphic sexual descriptions, and generally being a funny motherfucker!

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I don't hate you in the slightest. I don't think you're funny, I don't know if anyone actually thinks your funny. Alot of people will feel sorry for people like you. I'm included in that group. You're an attention whore, and the bad kind. The kind who uses negativity to grub for any bit of someone glancing in your direction you can afford to purchase with it. And that's okay, we need people like you to make a message board a message board. Cannabis.com wouldn't be the same without the starcommanderx's, without the Warlocks, without the turkish terrorists who posts pictures of themselves pooping or their abnormally huge cock. But you will be banned, and you will be replaced. And it doesn't matter, because your goal isn't to be remembered in the long run, but to be noticed in the moment.

In short, you are a valued member of the boards, however temporary your stay. I just hope that someday you'll be a little bit less socially inept. ;) And I trust that you will be. That doesn't mean I like you though. On the contrary, I think you're quite boring, and for the most part I tend to just flip past your posts without a second glance. Shit, to anyone, end of story.

I don't expect you to take my words to heart. You've got writing ability, you've got a brain, but what you clearly don't have is any recognition for it. And you're begging for it. Fucking begging. You're on hands and knees defecating down your left thigh asking for people to notice you. And we do. Against our wills. You don't leave us much of a choice with the type of negative posts you make.

In short: I hope you soon grow up. You're too smart to have such a pathetic sense of humor, and such a ridiculous need for attention.

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I love your posts. If you ever wrote a book, I would buy a copy.

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nice

I couldn't be happier that you're back! Now get back to insulting people, spouting graphic sexual descriptions, and generally being a funny motherfucker!

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Couldn't agree more.

i like him... its not the kind of insults that offend anyone for fuck sakes