get up have a ciggie , get my daughter up , wash, then breakfast then off to school with my daughter.
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get up have a ciggie , get my daughter up , wash, then breakfast then off to school with my daughter.
WHERES THE WANKS LMAO????/
Funny, No one says they're waking up and jerking off.Quote:
Originally Posted by robert42
Late night sex usually derails thoughts of wanking.
Morning routine, depends if I have to work or not.
If I have to work, I wake up, go to work, sober, as I hate going to work stoned, finish the days work, then come home and light up as soon as I sit my ass down.
If I don't have to work though, I wake up, yawn, piss, smoke a bowl, brush my teeth, eat, watch some Springer or something and laugh for awhile, then I start my day...whatever that is. Could be listening to music, mountain biking, reading a High Times mag, bug my cat, bug my roomate :D, or discuss philosophy with this old timer/smoker I hang with. Old people have such cool tales of shit back in the day. The $15 ounce to drinking tequila sunrises while driving down the road in the desert.
drag my ass out of bed,wake and bake, shower, teeth, hair, lots of freakin hair, get dressed and get coffee, a very big coffee, then I see whats new and unusual here while doing a few dugouts to refresh the buzz I lost in the shower. and on and on and on......
on a normal school day: shower,eat,drink 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 shots of tequilia, brush, go to school, stumble around. im outta weed by the way... which is why i'm not gettin high instead.
school day: wake up at 630, go for a run for about half an hour, shower, shave, get dressed, eat, teeth, walk to school
weekend: sleep in till noon or so, wake up, cook a big breakfast, lounge around, then depending on what im doing later on in the day ill shower or do nothing.
Who do I have to kill to get a macaroni pie......
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Originally Posted by ermitonto
it's good to shit atleast once a day or constipation may occur.
my routine varies. sometimes (once a week) i'll wake up, masturbate, piss and smoke a cigarette or just wake up and skip the masturbating.
i found myself masturbating out of boredom the other day. it made me think of the boards and how that one dude said he masturbated out of boredom, then i slit my wrists...not really.
Ahh, I forgot to mention my cat licking me on the arm, every morning.