Because as anyone who's married knows , its not on demand either (contrary to the claims by machismo soaked males ;) )
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Because as anyone who's married knows , its not on demand either (contrary to the claims by machismo soaked males ;) )
I'm in the same boat with ya :cool:
My girlfriend is in jail, so I beat off 3-4 times a day.
I usually just go about 1 time a day but if i beat off before im stoned and then i get stoned its like shit! I'm horny again. Also beating off and sex are comepleatly different to me, I can fuck my bitch til shes dry and screaming then i can go beat off right away, I hate it though sex is like one of the worst things in the world, with the wrong person at least. I'd love to bang a chick thats fucking HOT and who i actually care about, my current g/f is pretty much just there for sex now, i dont wanna see her unless i can tap it.
Pretty sick life im living but then again I smoke daily and just started smoking cigs, im going down hill! Time for an epiphany or whatever. I wanna get a nice girl that doesnt mind that im a pothead and also is very attractive and isnt such a fake ass attention whore like my curr g/f is i cant stand people who cut themself and do STUPID SHIT JUST TO FUCKING GET ATTENTION!!!!!! GRAAGAGAGGAGDGSDFG SBB H GHNJYT
Sorry I'm kinda tense can you tell?
Weirdo you and I are a rarity among males.Quote:
Originally Posted by weirdo79
I beat off twice during the day today (unusual for me, but I was bored). So tonight my friend brought over these four chicks to our apartment. Three were either fat or ugly, but one was pretty damn hot. I managed to get a hold of the hot one. We were drinking and I brought her back to my room. We just fucked (finished like half an hour ago) for about an hour, and it literally took me that long to come. I was so fucking exhausted I don't even know how I finished. Moral of the story kids: dont beat off if you have any chance of getting any!
actually it should be just opposite, you go and fuck a girl for an hour, she might consider calling you next time she's all hot, take it for a full 15 minutes and you'll probably never hear from her again, unless you initiated the contact of course.
wow u guys are freak masturbating that much. i usually masturbate 1 time each 2 days, and when i have a girl (which is the case), well its about 2x a week. (yea i cant fuck her everyday :()
im only 14 so sex is kinda out of the question. i really dont masturbate that much...anymore
No, I don't think you're weird at all. I think masturbating is healthy and natural. I do it all the time :).