JOKES JOKES JOKES MORE JOKES!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you're too funny takingsunday....that was a great joke....

all my jokes that i post here are courtesy of comedy central's joke of the day emails....i don't take credit for them...

they sucked anyway

The last one, about marriage, I just made up. The one about the English man, French man, and Mexican I heard from a friend.

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Originally Posted by somebody someone

they sucked anyway

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Your attitude sucks.

im sorry i apolagise, that was out of line, no hard feelings, i just dont really understand the jadius angle

okok McCauley Caulkin has a real joke, but its kinda gross:

what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?






































"see you next month" :D

yeah it's not my angle, it's comedy central's joke-writers' angles....that's why i gave credit to comedycentral.com for the jokes...they're not my own...i just got them and found them fairly funny and thought and hoped that some other potheads would get a good laugh out of them...that's all i'm about...if you're not laughing and having fun, then you're gonna get bombarded with funny shit in my book...you're gonna goddamn laugh and be happy before i get done with ya... laughter is the key to life :D

so sorry that was in reply to somebody_someone.....and for everyone to read to understand me a little mo' betta.....

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Originally Posted by McCauley Caulkin

McCauley Caulkin has a joke also:

a guy sees a hippo, a lion, and a monkey. he asks the monkey "who is the best actor?" the monkey replies "robert redford" the mysteriously, the monkey explodes.
then he asks the lion the same question, the lion replies "elijah woods" then mysteriously the lion dies.
then he asks the hippo the same question, and the hippo replies "McCauley Caulkin", then the hippo turns into a human with a farrari and drives off into the horizon, begining his life as a millionaire human who lives in the hollywood hills.

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McCauley Caulkin shouldnt quit his day job :confused:

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Originally Posted by NowhereMan

McCauley Caulkin shouldnt quit his day job :confused:

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he doesn't have a day job, he has an all-around job of trying to make people jealous so he can feel happy about himself, and he's incapable of being happy by his own will....