If you woke up with genitals of the other sex...

i would put on every porno in the house and jerk off all day...

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Originally Posted by IrieAllie

This is so funny....

Fruits and vegetables? Is that what you think we do with our vaginas???? Shove mangoes and shit in there???

If it were me, I'd be finding one of you guys with the ole' reverse genitalia, and give you a pole beating. LOL Walk around, poking you all with it....whipping it out and saying "you know you want some of this...." Well, at least that's how it is in my house--minus the pole beatings...those stopped years ago!

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don't worry irie...i'm sure my wife feels the same way...cuz shit ain't much diffrent here either :p

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

don't worry irie...i'm sure my wife feels the same way...cuz shit ain't much diffrent here either :p

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Thanks, Slipknot....I think :p

Oh yeah! I'd fruit fuck my self. And I'd buy a vibrator and go at it over and over again for, like, four hours staight, then get some kinky lesbian chick to eat me out. Smooooooth!

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Originally Posted by Cheery Cherry

I would definitely have to see what it's like to get a bj. I'd also jerk off numerous times. Pee standing up, write my name in the snow, scratch/touch/adjust myself in public, sit with my legs spread wide, and jerk off some more!

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I was just thinking about the same things ~Cheery Cherry~ :p

I would mastrubate furiously for a while. Then i'd look for some hot lesbian sex.

yeah, i'd beat my clit for an hour or 2, then I would go consult a doctor.

did you say anything about diseases cuase if not i'd have wild unprotected sex with lots of people

I would run naked down my street screaming "the british are coming, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!" Whilst continually beating a badger with a wooden spoon with a smiley face on the handle :)

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Originally Posted by Killa.Kali

I would run naked down my street screaming "the british are coming, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!" Whilst continually beating a badger with a wooden spoon with a smiley face on the handle :)

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LMFAO

omg that was so random

lol

later