What would you do if....

Ok i think this is what i would do..

16 2liters of Pepsi
12-14 packs of Marlboro light box
2ozs of Sticky for smokin..
100pounds of dirt weed
1 BarBque Grill,propane powered..
1 hi powered generator
1 of those 6ft diameter exhaust fans
electical cord of proper amperage rating
1 H1 hummer witht he pickup bed..
2 .50caliber GatlenGuns, with 2 barrels of amo for each
2 40cal Glocks with waist monted ammo belts
1 Gravity Gun from HalfLife2
Mount the fan and grill in the pickup bed of the H1. throw all that dirt weed in the grill and fire it up.leave the lid down so you get a good dense smoke while your driving there.. then just before you roll up on the Zombies, turn on the fan(hence the generator and electric cord)and smoke those dumb fuck s out..They act half stoned already so the dirt weed will get em lifted, then you dont have to kill em at first..
Grab the fam.
Smoke a few "happy i found you" spliffs..
Now, this is were the heavy artiliry comes in, for those zombies waking up, they got the munchies right..
Well i got a whole shit load of LEAD for they asses....

Yup, sounds good to me

Yeah, see, but our definition of zombie is different. Mine are like the kind in Dawn and Land of the Dead. They're fast, they can run, and are very aggressive. If I ever saw THOSE zombies on the news, I'd basically pray to God to forgive me for all the bad things i've done in my life, thank him for letting me live and all that, then, I'd say Amen. Stand up, and find the best place to hide. Somewhere out of sight, and not likely to draw attention.

I'd rather starve and/or dehydrate to death than become one of those zombies.

i would want a monster truck to run everyone over and a few guns and a pound of some dank weed

edit: make that 2 pounds :D

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Originally Posted by Da1lungwonder

Ok i think this is what i would do..

16 2liters of Pepsi
12-14 packs of Marlboro light box
2ozs of Sticky for smokin..
100pounds of dirt weed
1 BarBque Grill,propane powered..
1 hi powered generator
1 of those 6ft diameter exhaust fans
electical cord of proper amperage rating
1 H1 hummer witht he pickup bed..
2 .50caliber GatlenGuns, with 2 barrels of amo for each
2 40cal Glocks with waist monted ammo belts
1 Gravity Gun from HalfLife2
Mount the fan and grill in the pickup bed of the H1. throw all that dirt weed in the grill and fire it up.leave the lid down so you get a good dense smoke while your driving there.. then just before you roll up on the Zombies, turn on the fan(hence the generator and electric cord)and smoke those dumb fuck s out..They act half stoned already so the dirt weed will get em lifted, then you dont have to kill em at first..
Grab the fam.
Smoke a few "happy i found you" spliffs..
Now, this is were the heavy artiliry comes in, for those zombies waking up, they got the munchies right..
Well i got a whole shit load of LEAD for they asses....

Yup, sounds good to me

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Hahaha damn i was HIGH AS FUCK...lol

lol that sounds good to me to man

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Originally Posted by BlueCat

Hey Hydrizzle did you by chance just see the movie "28 Days Later"?

It's the best zombie movie!

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yes, although the director would say its not a zombie movie, considering that the "infected" only resemble zombies, they actually have a virus. as for starving to death..... wouldn't suicide by gun be a little less painful?

no gunstores here for like 2 hours wtf ;(

.50 BMG Barrett (can't remember the numbers lol)
Smith and Wesson .500 x 2
M60 machine gun mounted on the Hummer i will aquire :)
Beretta 92FS .9mm x 2
10lbs. of weed
A barbeque with 100's of burgers
£100 worth of skittles

All my friends so they can help me too:)


Oh i forgot.. thousands of bullets, so after they are all dead i will have enough to have fun with and shoot shit lol