MY PIZZA DELVERY FROM HELL!!
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Originally Posted by Hektik
Muhahaha, i shall have to continue with my evil ways. Of non tipping. Because i'm cheap. And don't worry man not tipping doesn't affect me at all, i'm actualy just fine with it ;)
Im sure tripping old ladies as they step off a curb doesnt affect you much either... ;)
In my job we get tipped, and its a RARE instance if someone doesnt tip...very rare. So rare that me and my coworkers will gather 'round and talk some serious shit about the cheap asshole who didnt tip. So, in a way...not tipping does affect you, in that people whom you encounter in the service industry who rarely come across a shmuck who doesn't tip, will send you some serious negative energy.
Shame shame.
MY PIZZA DELVERY FROM HELL!!
ousted, it DOES affect you. i'm sure you have gained a reputaion as a stiffer, and they all sipt in your pizza! how do you like your spit, ousted, with pepperoni or mushrooms?
here is a list of what migh happen to your pizza if you do not tip:
Poo in the pizza
spit in the pizza
anchovie juice in the pizza
jelepeno juice in the pizza
old ciggarette butts in the pizza
a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to smash all your windows and beat your dog.
a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to pee in your pool.
a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to plaster it with paintball guns
a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to have hot nasty sex with your daughter
oh, there's more, its just too nasty for these boards.....
MY PIZZA DELVERY FROM HELL!!
omfg attack of the disgruntled pizza delivery guys, run for the frigging hills. the world is coming to an end, the antichrists have been unleashed.
MY PIZZA DELVERY FROM HELL!!
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Originally Posted by Hydrizzle
ousted, it DOES affect you. i'm sure you have gained a reputaion as a stiffer, and they all sipt in your pizza! how do you like your spit, ousted, with pepperoni or mushrooms?
here is a list of what migh happen to your pizza if you do not tip:
Poo in the pizza
spit in the pizza
anchovie juice in the pizza
jelepeno juice in the pizza
old ciggarette butts in the pizza
a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to smash all your windows and beat your dog.
a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to pee in your pool.
a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to plaster it with paintball guns
a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to have hot nasty sex with your daughter
oh, there's more, its just too nasty for these boards.....
:confused: Yeah, um...Im not the one who doesn't tip. If you read my post I said that I work for tips, so tipping is very important. But thanks for the list of possibilities that Im not concerned about because Im a very good tipper. Im sure Hektik knows that you meant to direct the list at him, and not me...
MY PIZZA DELVERY FROM HELL!!
And Hyd, whether someone tips or not, a gang of pizza delivery drivers (oh no!) acting out in a vengeful way (like beating up the persons dog or having sex with the persons daughter) because they didnt get $2-10 for delivering a pizza is absurd and asinine. If you actually know people who would act in such a way over something so trivial, and you possess pride for knowing or being such a person - well, you would be someone I would consider the SCUM OF THE EARTH, moreso than anyone who decides not to tip (which, sadly, IS their OPTION, its NOT MANDATORY.) Vengeful/violent people are ignorant people who know no other way to express or deal with their emotions. Their ignorance angers me. Do you not see the utter idiocy that is your above list? Cuz I certainly do...and it makes me weep for society. And it makes me not like you much.
MY PIZZA DELVERY FROM HELL!!
dude i think he might of been kidding. lighten up.
MY PIZZA DELVERY FROM HELL!!
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Originally Posted by makor01
dude i think he might of been kidding. lighten up.
Sorry, I only laugh at things that are funny. I hope he's only someone with a weak sense of humor who just also has poor delivery when trying to convey that humor. That's forgivable.
I hate it when people who aren't funny try to be anyway. :D
MY PIZZA DELVERY FROM HELL!!
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Originally Posted by Ousted
I hate it when people who aren't funny try to be anyway. :D
that was a little harsh.....
i have never tipped a pizza guy in my life....i dont know if they expect us to here but....i will next time....maybe.....although its a bit cheaky its like giving bus drivers tips for driving you around.....i guess
MY PIZZA DELVERY FROM HELL!!
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Originally Posted by Az.
that was a little harsh.....
You're right, it was. I was a little peeved at the way Hydrizzle talked to me (which I understand he was just confused as to which poster he was responding to) and I know I reacted badly now that Ive had time to collect. I admittedly have a short fuse when it comes to people who seemingly lack sensitivity towards others, and the irony is I reacted by being insensitive as well, which didn't accomplish anything other than making myself look like an ass.
I apologize for my reaction, Hydrizzle. You probably do have a good sense of humor, and probably meant no harm with your post. I hope you can understand my words were posted in the heat of the moment, and dont have any serious meaning or validity as far as your character goes. :o
MY PIZZA DELVERY FROM HELL!!
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Originally Posted by Hydrizzle
tell me, hipEstoner, do you have clearly marked numbers on your mailbox? was your light on?
just for all you faded-ass-number-havin-pizza-ordering-folks out there, here is a definition of "CLEARLY MARKED"
NO drawn in with a sharpie numbers, dammit!
dammit, dont f*cking paint the numbers on a damn fence 20 ft from the road! we cant see that shit!
listen, people, just get REFLECTIVE, LARGE, stick-on numbers from the hardware store, and post them on BOTH SIDES of the box.....
if you dont have a mailbox, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T ORDER!!!!!
if you don't plan on tipping, EAT AT McDONALD's!!!!!!
dammit, this job is so easy but it can piss you off so damn bad.
Howdy Hydrizzle,
What if you live in a small town that doesn't have mailboxes ? We don't have mailboxes here,we all have to have po boxes..oh well..we're too far from the big 'city',and don't git pizza deliverey here..but still,I'd like to know yer opinion..lol. I'm a big believer in having large reflective numbers,because it also makes it easier for emergencey response. I have a large,street-sign like,address sign,with reflective numbers on the side of my trailer..you can dang near read it from the next block...lol.
BTW,I always tip the pizza delivery person,whether they're late or not,when I have the occasion to do so,same in the cafe's too..because behind every delivery person or waiter,I see a family that benefits greatly from the tips.
Have a good one !!
