Smoking Weed and Jerking Off

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Originally Posted by NOTEHOOK

I seem to have trouble functioning (sexually) when I'm high as fuck. Sex just ain't that huge of a deal to me (I know, shocking).

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I feel sex is overated to. My friends think i'm crazy cause i said i rather smoke a bag and drink a case then have sex.

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Originally Posted by sToNeDpEnGuIn420

haha this is fun; load a bowl and get some porn. Take 3 hits. Watch porn/start wanking. Right before you think your gonna cum stop, take 2 hits. Start over. Do this until the bowl is gone. Then finish up. It makes cumming fucking amazing and it works on ur stamina. Lol its fun....I KNOW.

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I'll never hit that bowl. :eek:

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Originally Posted by IrieAllie

Cherry...you should be reading my post in the Cafe. LOL ;)

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*Cherry heads over to the Cafe...Cherry gets lost* Where is the Cafe? :confused:

cheery cherry i think most men love a girl who knows exactly how to please themselves,theres nothin hotter than watchin a hot naked chick finger the little coochie off herself

And that goes for men too. It is an absolute turn on to see a man pleasure himself also ;).

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Originally Posted by professer evil

walkin around just cumin on the carpet and walls and then carryin on walkin as if nothin happened, you sound like a right dirtbird

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Sometimes your posts are too blatant/extreme for me, but the nuggests of truth that escape from some of them always make them all worth reading in the end.

I was searching for a word when I said blatant/extreme. The word was "graphic", I simply couldn't find the word in my brain at the time. It just came to me though, so I thought I would clarify.

hey man the prof just keeps it real






peace