Ever laughed...

I think mine is one of those "had to be there" type of things. But I'll try to make it funny anyways.

I was chilling with a buddy who would later become my best friend. We hadn't known each other for long, and we would usually hang out after he'd gotten high. I didn't smoke weed back then.

Anyways I had a slushie type thing I was enjoying, and he was lying on the bench staring at the sky. I didn't realize just how f*cked up he was until he asked if he could have some. I pass him the slushie without thinking, and didn't think anything of it. A half second later I hear him scream "AAAAH! WHY IS IT LEAKING OUT OF MY FACE?!"

I turn around and he's trying to pour the slushie down his throat, but not CLOSING HIS MOUTH to swallow. The sugary drink is pouring down his face and into his hair, and he's all wide-eyed and freaked out about it. Between laughs I managed to choke out "Close your mouth, dipshit". His response; "Oh, yeah!"

:D Must have been some good weed.

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Originally Posted by Stedric

I think mine is one of those "had to be there" type of things. But I'll try to make it funny anyways.

I was chilling with a buddy who would later become my best friend. We hadn't known each other for long, and we would usually hang out after he'd gotten high. I didn't smoke weed back then.

Anyways I had a slushie type thing I was enjoying, and he was lying on the bench staring at the sky. I didn't realize just how f*cked up he was until he asked if he could have some. I pass him the slushie without thinking, and didn't think anything of it. A half second later I hear him scream "AAAAH! WHY IS IT LEAKING OUT OF MY FACE?!"

I turn around and he's trying to pour the slushie down his throat, but not CLOSING HIS MOUTH to swallow. The sugary drink is pouring down his face and into his hair, and he's all wide-eyed and freaked out about it. Between laughs I managed to choke out "Close your mouth, dipshit". His response; "Oh, yeah!"

:D Must have been some good weed.

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OMG laughing my ass off. funny shit. leaking. lol

Man I am killing myself right now with these anecdotes..it hurts it hurts...

PS Floyd rocks..

i've had some good laughs but this one is probabaly the most 're-tellable'

quite a while ago now when i first started, me and my mate smoked some J and went back to mine for munch. once we were in mine i could see that my buddy had the WORST dry mouth. he was really hungry and asked for food. i decided that the best thing for the job was CRACKERS! he took one bite and that was that! i challegned him to eat 2 in a minute. the one single bite he took stayed in his mouth for at least 5 mins! then we were laughing so hard that it started just coming back out his mouth all over the floor.

good times!

a couple weeks ago me and my friend (kev) decided to get another one of our friends (steve) high. now steve has only smoked about 2 times. so he tries to be all cool and takes a HUGE hit. he starts choking and coughing and cant stop. me and kev just look at eachother and laugh our ass's off. then steve, still coughing, takes another hit to make it seem like he's ok. then he coughs even more and then HE STARTS TO PUKE!!! omg it was the funniest thing i've ever seen. god i fell off the the log i was sitting on cause i laughed so hard. then that made kev laugh even more. finally after steve keeps throwing up that makes me sick and i throw up! kev is just sitting there laughing his fat ass of at both of his friends puking their guts out. it was the funniest thing that ever happend to me.

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Originally Posted by scartledge

i've had some good laughs but this one is probabaly the most 're-tellable'

quite a while ago now when i first started, me and my mate smoked some J and went back to mine for munch. once we were in mine i could see that my buddy had the WORST dry mouth. he was really hungry and asked for food. i decided that the best thing for the job was CRACKERS! he took one bite and that was that! i challegned him to eat 2 in a minute. the one single bite he took stayed in his mouth for at least 5 mins! then we were laughing so hard that it started just coming back out his mouth all over the floor.

good times!

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Haha, why is it that so often the funniest shit is also gross?

i never passed out from laughing but have woke up many a morning after dosing and had my sides still hurting from laughing so hard life is way good when you can laugh like that

one nite, id been all over the fucking city, wrecked off my head, and dont know how i got anywhere...but i ended up in my side of town in a friends bedroom smoking bongs with 5 others...we were all absolutely hammered (so much so that the 'pulsing' was painful)...and then i jsut started laugihng fro no reason..the so did the erpson next to me, and this contined to we were all in histerics...we would laugh fro literally 10minutes traight...then every1 would have like a 5second breather, thne itd start again...after aobut alf an hour of this, we all stopped for a sec and i said "...why does this keep happening???".........well that was that, we all burst out luaghing til we all passed out due to oxygen deprevation! :D i like drugs...

i was talking to my friend kyle on the phone today when he was drunk and i was high and we had started going into this elabrate plan about how we are gonna make a robot that will harvest weed and bring it back to us and then if a cop found it i would self destruct and kill the cop and then rebuild its self and start on its way to bring us back the harvest of the bud. we laughed so hard