drove 360 miles for a 8,th
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drove 360 miles for a 8,th
Boo
i miss ya ,where be you and pow wow how be u.BOOQuote:
Originally Posted by kuulbns
Ive waited 7 hours in my friends room doing absolutely nothing for a quarter, sometimes when we waited that long we wouldnt even get it.
I drank alcohol.
I assasinated an 86 year old woman and went through her purse, oh and I broke into a car one time, ripped off a cd faceplate and sold it for a bowl...I'm addicted.
No, in all honesty....I've just looked around for crumbs.
i look for crumbs a lot. i just look back at all the places ive ever hidden it over the 3 years ive smoked, and see if ive dropped any crumbs there or left any bags there. when i dont have anyhting to smoke i just wander around my house aimlessly looking in everything
Son of a bitch! I just realized, I must have TONS of crumbs in all my baggies!
I'm off for a free bowl! THANK YOU, cannabis dot com!
one time i built a time machine just so i could go to the 20s and get some herb before it was criminalized or taxed. except the calculations went berserk and i ended up in the era of DINOSAURS! right when i got out a t rex stomped toward me. "ROAOROAJRORRRR>R>R>R!!!!" it said. i didnt know what to do so i froze stiff.
"lol sorry about that" the t rex said. "im so blazed right now."
"seriously? dude, mind smokin me up?"
so ten minutes later we were both sittin there, baked on the best prehistoric pot this side of the triassic period. very few know that dinos are excellent pot breeders. what we were smoking was purple resiny goop.
then i went down to some caves and introduced it to some cavemen. they enjoyed it. pretty soon everyone on pangea was smoking, and a giant purple cloud formed in the sky, blocking out the sun and killing most plant life. which killed most-plant eating dinosaurs. which killed most meat-eaters. and thats how the dinosaurs went extinct.
true story
seriously tho, ive just looked for crumbs.
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Originally Posted by djaio
i am now dumber for reading this....
haha, just kiddin. im glad you know how history really went.