Funny act of Stonerism....

I've packed up bowls before only to completely miss the bowl by a long shot and drop the pieces on the floor.

I do stuff like spark up my roach and pull through the wrong end
and hold the lighter the wrong way round

Almost doing huge crimes by accident.
Me and my friend were sitting in front of a bank talking to eachother, trying to look like ninjas we were putting our hoodies over our faces and blocking our faces completely, pulling out weapons and stuff just for fun...thing is we looked like we were just getting ready to rob the bank, we scared a person away. XD

Then running away ninja style pressing the button to cross the street and forgetting we were supposed to go, thus pissing of every driver and looking like we robbed the bank...

man, my friend told me aboubt this guy who burned his cheek/jaw wile trying to light, he missed lol.

When my friend was a noob he burned his eyebrow with the lighter so we convinced him to even out the pain by burning the other one. :)

one time i was trying to hit this blunt and the smoke was unusually harsh, so after about a second of inhaling i notice that smoke was coming off my lips, and then i felt the pain just rush all over me. i yelled and dunked my head in this kids nasty pool. i have a stoner scar above the right side of my lip.

oh yea, i forgot the most important detail, after i dunked my head under the lake water some kid told me i hit the blunt backwards.

When I get stoned, I wobble and twitch and it takes me like 10 minutes to light up a bowl. Sittin' there like a tree in the wind...

oh yea, i did a stonerish thing a few hours ago. i was really blazed, and riding my bike through town, and i get onto a side street but a cop is on the same street coming towards me. when we have passed eachother, his car does one of those short bleeps, and i turn to look, and i just get thrown off my bike onto the street. i know this sounds like something a stoner would say, but it was awesome

dude, once i was on my bike, and i was riding from my freinds house back to my house, and i was thinking, wow, the sun looks really cool as its setting. The next thing i know i'm in a ditch, god knows where and it was already dark. Apparently i rode about a half mile down a hill staring up at the sun and i guess i passed out or something