[QUOTE=koshea]i love football its the american sport...football separates the men from the boysQUOTE]
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[QUOTE=koshea]i love football its the american sport...football separates the men from the boysQUOTE]
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I'm going to make a movie. To play the part of Koshea, I'll get Keanu Reeves. We'll call it "Football: Men Only".
It'll cover your life as the super star quarter back who gets ALL the hottest chicks. You'll jizz on their faces and slang dope by the pounds.
We'll make millions.
I suggest a talking pie. :)
Don't forget time travel!
please disregard McCauley Caulin's previous post
McCauley caulkin disagrees. Though McCauley Caulkin has been known to partake in a little football from time to time, football is just a game, it doesnt make you a man just because you get tackled and tackle others.Quote:
Originally Posted by koshea
McCauley Caulkin believes that real men are made by your ability to stand up to the hardships and "tackles" of the real world, where there are no pads and no timeouts.
I played football until I was a sophmore in High School. I was never great, usually #3 wide reciever. I snapped my arm in half during practice freshman year. It was literally in a Z shape. The radius and ulna had a clean snap and were resting on top of the other half of the bones to give it that appearance. Luckily it was not compound.
As for having football separate the "men from the boys" I think that is BS. Sure, it is a great sport to play and teaches you discipline and gets you in shape, but most of the football players that were first string were cocky assholes.
And as for pep fests, those were the gayest things ever. I am not at all a goth or shit, just a 6'4" 20 year old guy dressed in Abercrombie who loves to smoke weed. I had ZERO school spirit whatsoever, and so did my friends. We did whatever we could to ditch those stupid things. At least it made classes shorter, and then we could just sneak out of school right before it started...
Yeah anyway, you want a real rough n' tumble sport:
PADDLE BATTLES.
Nuff said.
By the way, I don't play football. I love the idea of boxing, though, becaues it's the only sport where the stated agenda is to injure the other guy.
My arm was like This but worse...
Man i played frisby in the park the other day while high, it was so fun. I was playing with this fat rasta guy who sold me the stuff and some other random guy. I love diving for the frisby :D I recognize this has nothing to do with the topic, yet do i care?