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EFF, so sorry to the folks checking this thread, my account got shut down for forever and even trying to change my password, I couldn't post. Anyway I subbed with quickfix and passed. Won't be posting or checking here anymore cuz I won't make this mistake again, but THANK YOU to mascar22 and everyone else who advised. Subbing seems to work fine; no one watched me and all was well. Thanks again all.
First, I only registered to post here to say thank you. Now that I am here, I think I will stay a while. :)
Second, I want to thank ALL of you, but especially KillerWeed420.
I started the hiring process for a new job recently, and after three phone interviews, one in person interview, a personality test, and a background check they offered my a job. I accepted it, put in my two-weeks at my other job, and was very excited for the new job as it was in my field and the position I had been wanting for almost 8 years.
Skip to my first day of work - I spent all day in HR filling out paperwork and even had to take a few tests on some company material I had to read. After that I went and picked up my new laptop(sweet Dell m4600 with SSD drive and 8gigs RAM for those geeks out there), and sat down in my new managers office to get my log credentials and locations to start installing all the software I needed. At the end of the day, HR stopped by again to let me know they forgot to give my my drug test paperwork. It was Monday, and I had to go to the LabCorp office the next morning before coming into the office.
I am a MMJ patient, and I take it for several ailments - officially it is for migraines, and knee and back issues I have had for years (No more nasty, organ killing pain pills for me!), but it also works wonders on my RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome), upset stomach, and insomnia (severe insomnia). Without MMJ I am a mess, and only started consuming (edibles, topical solutions, and smoke) it because medical science had either failed me (their shit didn't work or had worse side effects that the illness itself gave me), or was extremely addicting (fucking pills - withdrawals are a bitch - also note that they were taken less frequently than directed in an attempt to NOT get hooked).
So, my only option was of course to substitute. As many other people here I was VERY nervous and upset. Regardless, that is where I found myself. I went to a local shop after work that night and purchased a 2ox bottle of QF 5.7-1, which the shop guy said was the best they had.
Upon returning home I got even more nervous about having to use the synthetic urine. I read hundreds of posts about QF and LabCorp specifically, and after reading this thread in particular I was put much more at ease.
The next morning I heated the QF up in my microwave as per instructed, popped on a joke banana hammock I had received as a gag gift, rubber-banded the little heating pad to the warm bottle (bottle was heated to the 100 degree mark as I had a 20 minute drive and most likely a wait at the clinic), placed it under my sack, put on my boxers, and left. After getting to the clinic the QF was at 98 degrees, and after I checked in and got into the private bathroom it was at about 96ish (it was COLD in there). I made my deposit, handed it off, and the lady sealed it up and said I was good to go.
Now, I am just waiting, but I am not a wreck anymore thanks to all of the feedback in this forum. I will, of course, post an update later to let you know if I still have a job, but I feel really confident about it, especially after reading what KillerWeed420 said about having to follow a certain process to be federally accepted as a test facility.
For now, here are the test details:
Lab: LabCorp
Test: Pre-employment Panel 1-5
Method: Substitution
Product: QuickFix 5.7-1 2oz (I did not need the whole bottle)
Thanks again, good luck to all, and cheers!
ZI
im really interested in your results zorn. I'm kind of in the same situation in a week...
Please post your results. Zorin is is about time you hear something.. All other posts are very old. I need to hear something about Feb (This month) 2012 for Labcorp. Will they know it is fake? From what I have read, it will work and I feel good about that. For some reason I am more worried about pulling off the caper more than anything. I got a valid batch of 5.7-1 or 5.1-7. Whatever it is (the box is upstairs)... I asked a friend of mine if he had ever tried synthetic pee before... He said yeah but it taste horrible.. Hilarious...... Someone please post if you have used this at Labcorp in 2012 without issue..
Thank you to everyone for your help and or advice..
KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE....
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I need to hear something about Feb (This month) 2012 for Labcorp. Will they know it is fake?
Under DHHS regulations, labs determine a "non-human" sample by checking the creatinine and specific gravity. Under DHHS criteria, a "non-human" sample is ruled when the creatinine concentration is less than 2 mg/dL and the specific gravity is less than or equal to 1.0010 or greater than or equal to 1.0200 on both the initial and confirmatory creatinine tests (i.e., the same colorimetric test may be used to test both aliquots) and on both the initial and confirmatory specific gravity tests (i.e., a refractometer is used to test both aliquots) on two separate aliquots.
As long as the synthetic batch is unexpired and had been stored properly (ie no exposure to direct sunlight), it will pass the validity checks permitted by DHHS.
You can always test your QF batch with a validity test strip to see if the creatinine, SG etc, are all within acceptable ranges. These tests are inexpensive and can be found online by doing a Google search for drug adulteration test kits.
ive heard nothing but good things about pre mixed synthetics so I wouldn't sweat it @iwannacleanpee. I have to test next week and by then it will have been three weeks clean for me but I still plan on using the synthetic just to do it out of privacy and principal. I'll update as it happens.
Well today was the day. I am so nervous about this. Here is how it went down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhino1793
I went it and did my thing. When I came out it was about 99. The test lady said I could retake it if I wanted but I might have just been sick. I said I was sick but I did not think I was anymore. She did not make me retake it or anything. She used the provided sample and put it in the 2 tubes and had me sign everything. I am so nervous about it that I can barely think straight. I have never done anything like this before so who knows what to expect. I really need this job and everything else (back ground) came back fine. I don't know if I will ever smoke again because this was a stressful experience. I guess I will know soon if I have a job or if I will be horribly embarrassed and broke. Please pray for this old guy.
The QF people said don't worry about a thing. I verified everything was on the level with my batch..
I will repost if I get the job. If not I will let everyone know.....
I followed all directions to a T
Dude, relax - you're fine. You ALMOST screwed up by having your temperature out of the range (usually 90-100 is the range, and most real samples register between 94 and 96 on those little temp strips), but you made it. If she aceepted your sample and split it and bagged it up, YOU'RE HOME FREE!!!! QwikFix will register as a clean human urine sample. Congratulations on your new job.
Woooooo! Thanks man. I really hope your right. I will take your word since I know nothing on the subject. My wife is sick of hearing about it... lol .Quote:
Originally Posted by enzyme
I am waiting by the phone to hear about a start date.. Enzyme your the man.
It is nice when someone takes their own personal time to post something in regards to this issue. I am sure moderators get sick of telling people it will be ok, but it is still nice to hear from someone during the current year.
You do realize the moderators are not paid and volunteer their time here right? I would imagine most have jobs and families or both.Quote:
Originally Posted by iwannapeeclean
They have no obligation to placate you and tell you everything is going to be OK when in fact they can't help you or assure you that you passed. That would be wrong and irresponsible. The truth is... no one knows. It is always suggested that if you are to take the leap and rely on a fake urine that you buy your own validity/adulteration strips and check the pH, Creatinine, and SG yourself to assure your bottle is good and that you will pass the lab test. Just because a batch is still good does not make the bottle in your hand good. All you can do is have faith and hope and pray. Knowing ahead of time your sample will pass the scrutiny of quantification goes a long way, though, it easing the worrying...
Good luck.