I'd just do his mom, talk about poetic justice. :D
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I'd just do his mom, talk about poetic justice. :D
aiighty then!! thanks for the advice guys, ur fucking champs! BUT if u thought it ended there, YOUR WRONG, there is sliiightly more to story that has happened since i posted the original...and no, i havnt yet beat his ass in...but its on the top of my "to do list"..........
PART 2
about 10minutes after i posted the original story, fag came online....he jsut casually asked what i was doing and i jsut told him nuthin...then hes like 'dude, im so sorry bout last ntie and all this shit'..and im like 'fuck off, u probly screwed her the minute u got through the door' and he said 'nah man, we went straight to bed, in different rooms'...and i was like 'fuck u, ur still a fag'...thats when he signed out.....5 mins later, ash signs in....she was all "hey, howsit going' and i just said 'ur an idiot, i bet u fucked him'....an then came a huuuuuge as convo of basically her saying how much she really likes me and how it was am mistake and she only wants to be friends with fag...she asked if she could come round later and i told her id really like that...this was at around 2pm......by 7pm i still hadnt heard from her (her phone battery was dead) so i rang one of my female friends who had been with her earlier and she said she was at a certain eprsons house....now this house is a bachelor pad with no less than 20 drunk/stoned horny teenagers at a time, and she was there, drunk and alone......so i rang one of the dues from the huse and he put her on the phone...she said she was sorry for not ocming to see me but she had a few too many drinks and couldnt move..so i said yeh yeh thats cool im gunna come round..and she said yeh please im bored....then one of my really good friends convinced me i was getting played....so he gave me a few shots and i decided not to follow her...on the way to my house we ran inot soome friends of mine who ahd jsut got a pound of heaps good bush from the coast...they gave me 3.5g for $20 which i was quite happy with (that had nuthing to do with he story, just an interesting side event)....anyways, we chilled at my joint half drunk from the sohts and at 11pm she calls me up..."im drunk, i dunno where i am, ive gotta come see you"....so she jummped into a random car and ended up on my doorstep 5min later...we hop on the lounge, she starts kissing me, and i dont deter...fast forward til 2am...weve been watching movies all nite with my friends, we hop into bed together, and instantly fall asleep.......we spent the next day together, then she went to work...i saw the next day when i was at work, she came to see me...then that nite she went to a big ass party out of town (invites for guys, open for girls) and i was gunnag o, but oculdnt get a way home and didnt wanna spend the nite... the next morning (today) i found out that she not only got with fag, and ANOTHER of my friends, but also a bunch of randoms aswell....so i fucked her right off....i saw her at work at basically ignored her..then she jsut casually sent me a heart filled message and im just like, ur an idiot, i thought u wanted something more, im gunna leave u to ur randoms, call me when u wise up a bit.........and now we're at the present time....
so!! thre story got even moooore fucked!!! yup, oh, and i told my parents how i was gunna kill fag, and tonite he just casually wlaked throgh the front door into my house and we all stared at him....i couldve killed him and my folks knew it to...
so do u guys reckon i should bash him even harder now??? fag told me that shes ocming to his 2morrow and asked me to come round...so im goin up there and im jsut gunna sit on the lounge and stare her down as she enters... ill keep u guys posted...
PS. ur comments about kiiling him hav made me feel so much better...hell yeh...thanx
To be honest dude, the person who has caused all the trouble is that bitch. Keep away from that whore and youll be better off. However your buddy fag is also a jackass, and if you punch him in the face then hell be getting off lightly.
My diagnosis - Beat the hell out of him and keep away from that slut.
oh so tru!! but what do u guys think of an elaborate scheme to get back at her?? **insert imperial march tune here**....i mean, she still likes me heaps, (apparently) so why dont i beat her at her own game?? or is that just plain evil?
Id say beat the guys ass, and dont waste your time with the girl, a girl like her is just a fuck shes not someone you would want to get into a relationship with.
stay well away from the girl she will fuck ur head up i no ive been there done that. as for ur so called m8 fuck him off he is a prick and not a m8.
ok man heres what u do to both of them
fag:
kick the shit out of him. get a few buddies who hate this fag and stomp him till he learns not to fuck around anymore u no what im saying.
the slut:
tell her u like her blah blah blah, get her drunk as fuck, get her into bed, fuck the living shit out of her, cum all over her face, then boot her ass out naked and throw her clothes all over the road
lol well u can elaborate (sp?) on this but ya dude u gotta get revenge on both those fuckers cuz i know if sumone messed with my girl theyd b talking about it the next morning in the hospital :)...lol well not that far but u get the idea
DONT LET PPL WALK ON U!
im done
later
I like it! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Not Enough Herb
dont talk to that lame girl anymore, slutty girls suck, you cant trust them, and yeah, kick that guy, but its not entirely his fault she a slut, its just his fault his low class, and then get blazed as a motherfucker, and go find yourself a cool girl,
As appealing as that is, if you do that it will complicate problems. She'll get some guy she's fucking to come and fuck your shit up. I assure you of this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Enough Herb