Funniest stoner moment

I could see that happening Mama,haha. My Mom is open to it but I'd feel more awkward if my moms caught me. I think the rangers were just wanting a puff,Caballo lake,nobody around...never know.

Now I reeked repeatedly in front of my step mom,oh well!!!!!!!!! One time I came in from my first real bake and simply asked her if Maryjane was another name for Marijuana. OMG after that there were government propaganda pamphlets on the couch,tv,etc. I'd still burn a bowl right in her face today.

This isn't funny but how many peeps have sent a bag through the washer and still smoked it? I have. I waited all afternoon for a 1/2,puffed and 2 hours later I was like where is my bag???? FMTT

I once walked into an A&W with half a lid sticking out of my shirt pocket.

I got so stoned one day while camping I made the silliest verbal dyslexic mistake.

I meant to tell everyone to watch out for fleas and ticks. Instead I said "Watch out for Teas and Flicks!"

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Originally Posted by coolslayer

I wonder if most people here have pulled a bag out of their pocket by mistake while paying for something at a convenience store........

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At *LEAST* five times in the past year I've done that here in Cali. They just laugh and ask "Is it any good?"

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Originally Posted by chance942

Wow I couldn't even carry a "bag" in my pocket. Smell it through the bag my pants,car,toolbox etc.

My funniest now would be blowing a lung load right in the face of a park ranger and not getting busted.He shouldn't have startled me like that!

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Oh yeah,I forgot about burping a saved up hit into my Government teachers face in HS.

Ha that's funny Slayer. Was the teacher cool or did you get busted?

I knew a guy that got caught on camera @ the HS burning a fatty and they just suspended him.

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Originally Posted by chance942

Ha that's funny Slayer. Was the teacher cool or did you get busted?

I knew a guy that got caught on camera @ the HS burning a fatty and they just suspended him.

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He pretended not to notice,verdict: semi-cool.

Oh dag my German teacher walked right up behind me while I was rolling one and she was like ahhh what is that???? She took my BS line of "it's a tobacco substitute". I was lucky that she was an open minded woman and also that I had clean undies for class.

My Geometry teacher was a jerk,so we used to sit in the back of the class rolling "joints' with pencil shavings.After he took us to the office a couple of times and got embarrassed,he quit messing with us,so we started rolling real joints and he just told us to "quit messing with those pencil shavings" if he noticed.

Haha thanks Slayer! That made me laugh:D. That's awesome