it fuckin hurts like a biznitch
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it fuckin hurts like a biznitch
This thread is hilarious. Nuff said.
http://www.scarleteen.com/boyfriend/fbi_blueballs.html
I think that site is pretty hilarious, as well though. I ESPECIALLY like the following...
When high blood pressure and high blood volume meet narrowed blood vessels, a little like trying to force the flow of a kitchen faucet through a soda straw, it's uncomfortable and can be downright painful sometimes.
To tell the truth though, I've only had blue balls once in my life. I was doing what Not Enough Weed was doing, I was fingering this girl in her brother's bed. Well, her brother's room doesn't have a door, just a blanket over where it should be. Well, we were in there with her best friend and her sister (who is actually pretty hot too) and they knew what was going on, but they didn't say anything. Well, the way we were situation on the bed was I was at the head with my body over the covers, but my arm underneath the covers. The girl was laying on her back with her face and all under the covers.
Her friend and sister knew what was going on because the blanket kept going up and down really fast and they were laughing.
Anyway, she was just about to give me head under the covers, had it out and everything..................and her mom walks in.
...........ADIOS MIO!! MIS JEAVOUS!! (that's supposed to be Spanish for MY GOD!! MY BALLS!! but, I forgot how to spell BALLS in Spanish, ^_^)
The fun part was when her mom didn't think anything was going on, so she left after asking what we (as a group) were doing. "Watchin' TV." She left, but the girl didn't want to do anything more.
So, for the next 20 minutes I just sat there not able to move. It felt like someone took my balls and was squeezing on them with all their strength. When I moved, they were holding them and somehow KICKING THEM AT THE SAME TIME!!!
......................fun times.......................lol
can be? sometimes? more like does, and hurts every time u get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gothen
¡MI DIOS! ¡MIS PELOTAS! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Gothen
-laughs- A couple months ago you're posting about losing your virginity and having done nothing else really sexual.. and now you're making girls moan "like a cow that got kicked in the utters". ((Might not want to use that.. statement.. in front of a girl. I could see it offending them.))
haha...i wasnt around for that thread...lol...what is he? just a horny bastard or a lier? :D probalby the former. :P
what i can i say encantuse?
ya i would diffinately not want to call a girl a cow cuz the outcome wouldnt b too great
but hey im finally getting sum so im gonna enjoy it and tell u all about it :)
laterr
Blue balls hurt so bad and they don't go away for a couple of hours...just thought i'd comment lol