What if he made all sorts of wierd noises???
Oh my gosh that's really F****d up...
And MMJNoob, I love your profile picture, I Can Haz Cheeseburger is hillarious
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What if he made all sorts of wierd noises???
Oh my gosh that's really F****d up...
And MMJNoob, I love your profile picture, I Can Haz Cheeseburger is hillarious
Of all the possible inanimate objects a person might decide to hump, why a table? How does that thought process go?
Well that's going against the grian of human nature for shure.:eek:
I wonder if he likes woodwork, i bet he was good with a drill and sand paper.;)
I'd be worried about splinters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Greenthing
If this guy likes wood so much, maybe he should get himself a Pinnochio puppet luv toy and stop humping the furniture.
Mmmmmmmm just looking at them makes you think naughty things....
I mean just look at how "wet" that one is.
;)
Oh, yeah, baby! That is soooOOOOOooo HOT!Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
Boom-chikka pic-nic!
Pic-a-nic-a wow wow!
Yeah!
This is silly hahaha.
But I wonder...
Is it really "Illegal" to have sex with furniture? I mean he wasn't really hurting anyone.
(I in no way condone humping a table btw)
As long as the table is of age and provides consent, I don't think it should be illegal. If it is so wrong, then shouldn't the table bear equal responsibility? You don't hear about the table being hauled downtown.Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
Haha yes,
The table seduced him.
Likely story... (I think I seen this before on a episode of Law and Order:Wooden intent)
oh wow, he's not known as a "wood elf" in his online video games for nothing...
I think he got charged with public indecency...not having sex with a table...
Wow, I can't believe this happened