How close have you came to being busted..

I'm in the back seat, my buddy has a warrant I dont know about. We get pulled over and eventually the cop asks me to get out of the car. I had a glass pipe wedged between my but cheeks, don't ask me why I decided to put it there, I couldnt find a good place for it at the time we got pulled over. So i start getting out and as soon as i got one leg out the bowl dropped down my pant leg onto the pavement. Right at that time the cop decided to forget checking me and let me get back in the car :D So i put my leg in the car and shut the door while he walked around and didn't even notice the bowl on the ground, much less hear it fall. :rastasmoke:

I've got better ones than that.

Just got off work, had a bowl packed up, i'm driving home, decide to let my 400all wheel hp off the leash, I'm doin 140 or so down a hwy in the flat spot btw hills on a bridge, as soon as I get down to around 90, I see the cop at the top, he see's me. So I slam my brake instantly down to 65 and toss my bowl out the window. Cop follows behind me for a mile or so and gets off an exit. lmao I thought it was a close call.

One more,

Just got off work, had a bowl of some BC mail order packed up(think it was shiskaberry). Left work, got about half way through it, pulled onto my buddys street(fucking25mph zone I didnt know about) as it was getting dark, felt the need for acceleration so i went wide open from 5-60mph as a pig on a power trip conveniently turned behind me seconds after i went wide open. So he hits the lights and gets about 20 car lengths before I tossed my chronic and pulled over. This cop was pissed, he knew I went wide open again after slowing down to 25 so i could toss the pipe without him seein it. Well, he thought i was going to run from him(haha thought never crossed my mind) so he yanked me out the fuckin car and patted me down screaming at me that i just attempted to run from him. HAHA He asks me why my eyes are so fucking red and I tell him I got coolant in my eyes from work, so he wants my license and its in the fucking car with two roaches in the ash tray. I made the mistake of telling him it was in the car as he didn't give me the chance to get it, he just opened my door and hopped in to take a peak. If it wasn't for the cigarette smouldering in the ash try I would have been busted. THAT was a close call, to me anyways :D

Driving across Montana in 2001, I was hitting my hitter when suddenly a state boy appears coming the opposite direction. At that moment, you say to yourself, he's turning around and coming to get me. And sure enough, he turned around, came on and pulled me over. But during that brief interlude, I lit up a cigarette so I was smoking it when he approached on the passenger side and I rolled down the windows. Turns out, he pulled me over for flicking out a cigarette butt and someone with a cell turned me in. Seems there was a fire alert at the time. Still he gave me the eye over but ticketed me and I drove off. Little did he know, I had the bud from a grow I just took down in the back packed in chili powder and other scent defeating spices!!!!!! :D

One of the times I did get away!!! :jointsmile:

Also smuggled an 1/4 into Eastern Europe before 911. If you ever been there you go past military security. :smokin: