terrified! need help tonight!

THis guy was a moron if he planted 2 plants in his front yard. WTF are you thinking.?:wtf:
I was trying to picture a white picket fence, guys working in the background, and in the foreground 2 puny seedlings only with 1 true set of leaves. So that the only thing that was noticeable was the little flag marking the spot so he doesn't accidentally mow over them!
And then one day a helicopter comes and hovers over,.....both of them. The turbidity of the wind from the chopper rips them out of the ground, as they get closer and closer, looking for the motherload. After all they had a tip that a "major outdoor grow op" was right there under their nose! They can't figure out why they can't find it though. It was supposed to be at said address, right in the front yard! LMFAO!!!:S2::S2:

Quick run move to the mountains in Paki! They will never find you there and you can grow some bomb bagseed!

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Originally Posted by junkboxer

also, what would happen to me if 2 plants were found in my yard by law enforcement? would they really pursue it? they would really ruin a young guys life by giving him a record and all over 2 plants?

im gunna take your advice tonight guys so please help me out.

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so i guess you, you know, being the guy who planted those seeds, have no responsibility here right? it would just be them ruining your life?
they made you plant those seeds?

man, why is it so hard for people to take responsibility for their own actions and the consequences that follow!

personally, i hope this dudes thoughtless actions don't cause terrible consequences for his dad, it's his house after all, he's the one who would really take the hit

id probably get rid of them, but at the same time id say they didnt dispatch a helicopter over your house to see if you had two plants. i mean i know the cops dont always make the best use of their resources but that is a big fucking waste.

turn yourself over to the cops, they are merciless, even if you run, they will catch you, even on the most remote peak of the himilayas they will capture you, then they will make you eat rocky mountain oysters.

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Originally Posted by 8182KSKUSH

THis guy was a moron if he planted 2 plants in his front yard. WTF are you thinking.?:wtf:
I was trying to picture a white picket fence, guys working in the background, and in the foreground 2 puny seedlings only with 1 true set of leaves. So that the only thing that was noticeable was the little flag marking the spot so he doesn't accidentally mow over them!
And then one day a helicopter comes and hovers over,.....both of them. The turbidity of the wind from the chopper rips them out of the ground, as they get closer and closer, looking for the motherload. After all they had a tip that a "major outdoor grow op" was right there under their nose! They can't figure out why they can't find it though. It was supposed to be at said address, right in the front yard! LMFAO!!!:S2::S2:

Quick run move to the mountains in Paki! They will never find you there and you can grow some bomb bagseed!

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Well, I don't think he said they were in his FRONT yard, did he? If so, then what a marooooon.

The weird thing is that he never posted back. Maybe he did go to Pakistan to hide out for awhile. Maybe he got swept up as a terrorism suspect in Pakistan, sent to Gitmo, and is bieng interrogated right now.

"You know what we are looing for! Tell us where it is!"

"Ok! Ok! It's in my Dad's front yard next to the petunias!"

They're going to tear up his Dad's front yard looking for Bin Laden's secret hideout only to find two puny plants.

of course the cops want to ruin ur life they arent there to help u there gunna charge u with everything they possibly can. pull those bitches out and throw em away. wait a couple months then grow again