The strangest question you have ever been asked

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Originally Posted by psychocat

I worked security on a few porn shoots in Holland and without even knowing me the producer of one asked me if I had a dungeon ??????? :wtf:
I have no idea why he thought I would have.

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LOL what do you mean by a dungeon?

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Originally Posted by Mr. Clandestine

That all depends. What if the person being strangled is a masochist? :wtf::D

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You mean like "The Gimp" down in Psychocat's dungeon?

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Originally Posted by dragonrider

You mean like "The Gimp" down in Psychocat's dungeon?

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Now here's weirdest question anyone will probably ask you today: do you think The Gimp is the dominant type, or more submissive?

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Originally Posted by Mr. Clandestine

Now here's weirdest question anyone will probably ask you today: do you think The Gimp is the dominant type, or more submissive?

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The Gimp in Pulp Fiction was definitely the submissive type --- zipped up in some kind of leather cocoon, kept on a chain, locked in a hole in the bottom of a dungeon. Zed was the dominant type.

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Originally Posted by dragonrider

The Gimp in Pulp Fiction was definitely the submissive type --- zipped up in some kind of leather cocoon, kept on a chain, locked in a hole in the bottom of a dungeon. Zed was the dominant type.

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I guess it's pretty obvious that I've only seen that movie once. I do remember one bit from that whacked out scene, something about Zed getting "worked on" by pipe-hitters, pliers and a blowtorch. Now that I think about it, I really don't want to know what's happening in these dungeons.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Clandestine

I guess it's pretty obvious that I've only seen that movie once. I do remember one bit from that whacked out scene, something about Zed getting "worked on" by pipe-hitters, pliers and a blowtorch. Now that I think about it, I really don't want to know what's happening in these dungeons.

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Yeah, the pipes, pliers and blowtorch thing was something about "getting medieval on your ass." I'm with you on this --- keep clear of those dungeons.

I'm one of those people who sometimes asks weird questions. For example, I go into Starbucks now and then and ask if they have any used coffee grounds for gardening. I use them to make compost. Most of the time, they know exactly what you want, and most of the stores already bag used grounds back into the bags the beans come in, and then put a sticker on the bag that says "For your garden." But sometimes, you get someone who never heard of it, "You want USED grounds? What for?" They look at you like they suspect your are some kind of freak who is going to go home and make some "second pass" coffee out of their garbage.

So before anyone posts about how some whack job comes into the Starbucks where you work asking for used coffee grounds and then walks out carrying 40 pounds of garbage, gimme a break! I'm trying to save the planet here!

I've also stopped people who were raking up their leaves in their front yards and asked if I could have some. For compost again. They give me a wary look too.

Compost scroungers are so misunderstood.

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Originally Posted by Slim420jz

LOL what do you mean by a dungeon?

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Some folks here have already cottoned on to the type of dungeon. :D
The S&M type of course , I know I can look a bit mean at times and some people have called me a sadistic bastard but it still took me by suprise. :wtf:

I was walking down a street downtown one day and some grungy lookin guy (might have been homeless) just came up to me and randomly asked "Hey man, you wanna buy a cheeseburger?" while holding one in his hand LOL. It was pretty odd but I just told him "No thanks"... What made him think myself or anyone would buy a cheeseburger anywhere but the McDonalds a block down the street is beyond me.