Maybe only one cheek was bonded to the crapper and she could sneak in the other side.Quote:
Originally Posted by psychocat
Butt seriously, in this case, bad funky butt is the least of the worries.
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Maybe only one cheek was bonded to the crapper and she could sneak in the other side.Quote:
Originally Posted by psychocat
Butt seriously, in this case, bad funky butt is the least of the worries.
Against my better judgement, I am seriously trying to visualize this. How do you have sex with a woman whose ass is bonded to a toilet seat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Clandestine
Unless her head was stuck in the shitter too, I can think of a way.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by dragonrider
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
i just saw this on the morning news lol why on earth would ne1 do this i dont get it
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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud
Did I just freaking read this? Hahahahaha! :dance:
Yup, that sounds about right. Typical liberal democrat from Kansas, so scared that she just stayed in her bathroom for the last 2 years, she believed that Bush was probably using the Patriot Act to spy on her, but she knew even he would not spy on her there!:D
:tin foil hat: *twighlight zone music*
NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.
Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman??s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
??We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,? Whipple said. ??The hospital removed it.?
Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.
??She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,? Whipple said. ??It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself.?
He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
??And her reply would be, ??Maybe tomorrow,??? Whipple said. ??According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.?
The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that ??there was something wrong with his girlfriend,? Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.
Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was ??somewhat disoriented,? and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.
??She said that she didn??t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,? he said.
She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.
Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
Police have declined to release the couple??s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.
The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.
Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years - More health news - MSNBC.com
Now why the hell would you want to sit on the toilet for 2 years straight with your pants around your ankles..I'd say she was either away with it in the head, or she was taking one mighty long shit..lol
Now why the hell would you want to sit on the toilet for 2 years straight with your pants around your ankles..I'd say she was either away with it in the head, or she was taking one mighty long shit..lol[/QUOTE]
I'm a bit curious on where the dude was doing his business since the toilet has been in constant use for 2 years. Holy Constipation Batman!!:eek:
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
I'm a bit curious on where the dude was doing his business since the toilet has been in constant use for 2 years. Holy Constipation Batman!!:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud
Have a good one!:jointsmile:[/QUOTE]
He might have had a bucket next to his girlfriend, so they could hold hands while the took a shit together..lol:D