Nicknames

They call me "Spider" and have since I was 17 because I have these extremely long legs and instead of calling me legs or something, they called me Spider.
When I signed onto a web site and tried to register as Spider, it told me the name was already taken so I made up fasterspider on the spot. It was open and that has been me ever since.
They might call me "Fast Arachnid" or "Speedy Spider" but, it all comes back to Spider in the end.
My wife calls me "Big Daddy" and I call her "Littles" because she is only 5' tall.