weird food rumours

Poppy seed bagles will make u test pos. for opaites ?
Crispi :jointsmile:

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!

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Originally Posted by xcrispi

Poppy seed bagles will make u test pos. for opaites ?
Crispi :jointsmile:

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That one is indeed true! :rastasmoke::rastasmoke:

I like my onion and garlic bagels with tons of poppyseeds on top!

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Originally Posted by LIP

I agree. I hardly EVER have breakfast, and dont think i ever did. I'm hungry when i wake up but i just cant face food. So now, my breakfast consists of a nice big joint and a refreshingly cold beer which wakes me up and relaxes me at the same time. Very rarely do i ever have brekkie, and it's only ever a good few hours after i've woken up. I supose it's more like lunch really. A nice big fry up every now and again is lovely.

And your right about the fast food thing - it's not bad for you. It's only bad if it's all you eat, and who on earth is stupid enough to do that? [Well, i supose alot of people - concidering everyones getting so fat]

Theres a song by lazyboy or something like that, about drugs and fastfood and the usual crap. It's quite humourous actually! And true! :D There a good bit about weed in it too.

Robert42 had a bit of it in his sig for AGES! I miss him. And MaryJaneScott and MaryJaneInTheCloset, and Cambam and CannabisCampbell - there loads of people that i miss. I dunno why but i was thinking about it last night.

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The best thing for breakfast has to be a bowl, no wonder it's so important =]

The media tries to spin in, implying that kids who eat breakfast will do 'better' then someone who doesn't. I couldn't disagree more, it's all about motivation anyway. They're just trying to sell cereal. I am no less of a person if i don't eat breakfast, they may have more energy but not intelligence, breakfast doesn't magically equal brains.

Fast food is great, it's exactly what you said, don't eat it every day for every meal, exercise, you'll be fine. As long as i burn off the fat, i won't get fat, i'll never allow myself to get fat, i have too much pride.

I miss all those great people, there's so many, maybe they'll be back one day, i'll be around gettin high to welcome them.

there's something about eating asparagus making your pee smell funnee..
personally I think it's true :jointsmile:

I hear taco bell uses the same meat supplier as purina dog food.
Margarine is one molecule away from being a plastic bag.

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Originally Posted by Nightcrewman

Pineapple juice doesn't improve your sex life.

Scottish Haggis have longer legs on the right side than on the left, this enables them to run round about hills more easily as long as they are going anti clockwise.

One statement is true the other false.

Cheers

NCM

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Both statements are false.

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Originally Posted by Nightcrewman

Pineapple juice doesn't improve your sex life.

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Drinking pineapple juice is supposed to make certain male fluids taste better.

True: Cows generally live up to 21 years. However, milking cows only live 3-5 years, dying early from exhaustion. The milking cows meat then gets sold cheap to fast food chains.

If you jerk off, you'll get hair on your palms!

STOP THAT! DO YOU WANT TO GO BLIND!

Is Tweety Bird a boy or girl?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Remember that kid, Mikey from the Life Cereal commercials? He died from eating Pop Rocks and Pepsi.

Mentos & Coke react voilently.

Jews don't eat Ham. Ham taste good! Bacon tastes good! Sewer rat may taste like punkin pie, but I wouldn't know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy muthafucker.

When you swollow gum, it stays in your colon for 54 years.

A vagina is only 8" deep.

I like turtles.

This fucking weed ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

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Originally Posted by Innominate

Red and processed meats cause an increased risk of cancer, especially lung cancer.

Not a rumor as much as it is fact.

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I think you might mean colon cancer, and its true eating too much red meat increases the risk of colon cancer