Let's string this along as long as we can

say unappropriate things to the bride's mother such as...

(sure, don't even give one sentence to continue Pinky and the Brain :( )

the race car driver came out of the blue ski on his charriot and picked up cinderella

Who was completely naked because a swarm of moth had earlier eaten her wardrobe, but that didn't matter because it was a footish party.

Unfortunatly the glass slippers exposed her gnarly, infected toenail.