Forgot to breathe a couple of times
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Forgot to breathe a couple of times
Went to the ATM, put in my card, punched in my PIN, and forgot to take the $40 bucks when I left...got the reciept, but left the money!
But to make up for it I found half a pound of weed in New Mexico.
forgot to put the condom on.
just kidding :P
forgetting to put visine in before i left for work baked to hell, my eyes were so ripped couple of people commented on it, luckily theyre all old fogies and would never suspect a thing!
other than that, nothing too bad. left a grilled cheese sandwich on the grill until it didnt resemble one anymore
left a blunts worth of weed and a rolling paper out then about 2 weeks later realized i spilled it all over my messy room...?
worse than that but cant remember really...
I havent forgot too much I wish I could forget some shit!
other than knocking my tray into the carpet with my last nuggets in it thats a bumur
or my sisters dog that steals blunts from the ash tray,, yeah!
nub eatin dog!
lol
went to a festy one weeend, sunshine daydream(hell uva show) left on a friday mornin and came home sunday night. when i got home all my stuff was packed up and sittin on the porch. i guess i forgot to tell my girlfreind i was goin to west virginia for the weekend.
Thats hilarious yokinazu even though it wasnt for you I bet.
I know ive done many things but most recent.
Went to Canada not too long ago. Got really stoned over there and on the way back instead of taking I-96 to Toledo to get back to my town I somehow missed the sign which woulda made me remember. But I drove right past the exit probaly jamming to 311 and I went 10 minutes south before realizing im an idiot.
After reading these I forgot my story
I called up my friend seeing if he came in for the weekend only to find out after a minute, that i was talking to my dad. i looked at my phone and it said ''pops' and i was like. shit and i hung up. he called back and i had to explain,
asked me if i was drunk. i said no. i didn't lie...i was high. i'm a poet, and i don't know it...haha just came up with that. nice... thank god i didn't end up asking if he brought in the dime from where he lives.
i forgot to got o a job interview the other day,slept right through. oopps