When was the last time for me? I'll post back when I'm finished.
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When was the last time for me? I'll post back when I'm finished.
Ok, I'm done. Man, I needed that!
Damn you're a fast mofo dragonrider... is that a record?
That was fast, but I'm sure I can "beat it."Quote:
Originally Posted by partcleguy
Ummm.... I dunno, maybe a few weeks ago? And only because I forced myself. Before that it was a few months. I dont jack off much. More so when Im going months and months without sex, but even then... compared to my younger days its almost not at all. Id rather save my energy, virility, and passion for some bomb ass sex so that she is more incredulous and over-stimulated after every time.
One time I made her whole body go numb she said... it felt like she was tripping, only more intense. Said shed never felt that one before, so I feel like Im doin something right. And the whole both-cum-at-the-same-time one is allllways good. Especially when you dont pull out... yeahh.... I did it. Been waitin 7 months to hear those words.. "Cum inside me baby." Oh shit... damn I done did it to myself now.. I was trying to give her vagina at LEAST 36 hours break to aviod permanant damage, but I dunno.. lol.. shes at her old house getting all her stuff and bringing it to my apartment as I type. I only gotta hold off for like 5 more hours lol. I feel bad like Im teasing her, but Im doing it because shell rape me whether it hurts her or not, she cant help herself.
Yeah, if it sticks, ya just take your big toe and scoot it on down. Maybe they can create a mini-ecosystem down there.. wish em the best of luck! Be fruitful and multiply!Quote:
Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue
Now cumming on yourSELF in the shower is a bad idea... if that shit gets on my stomach, dries, then I get in the shower its straight. However if I shoot a giant load on myself IN the shower, Im soapin and scrubbin that shit outta my body hair for like 20 minutes.
lol.
I whacked the monkey this morning, nothing like doin it in the shower, its the only place i do it.
its been exactly a week
im being cheated on i think
if he isnt getting it from me hes getting it from someone he is too busy for me lately :(
when I was in a relationship I wacked my meat like 2 or 3 times a week but my ex though of sex like a waste of time (had some 1 or 2 times a week WTF and GOOD RIDDANCE!!!) so now im single ( been a month now) and well I actually wack it rarely...maybe its my broken heart and lack of weed is fucking my mantra =P...I actually fucked a girl 3 days after my break up (she wanted me bad) and I made her night..she came like 10 times in a small 45 min and well her mom was coming soon so we stopped...I did not cum...kinda blows..she ows me one =P
weed = sex and or masturbation all the way though..last time hmmm probably a week now
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Originally Posted by 420MissHighTimes420
Hopefully he is truly busy