GAME: You know your penis is big when...

when u can wear it as a belt:thumbsup:

When your standing in line and the girl in front of you gives you a REALLY strange look 'cuz she can sense it's mighty presence.

Funny story:
I was wearing a "Bum Equipment" shirt when I met my ex wife. Later on that night, things got going. When "Harry met Sally", she said DAMN!, nothin bum about that equipment. I just smiiiiiiiiled! That was the only date I ever had that lasted 6 years?!?

i go deep sea fishing with my dick i just let it hang off the deck for a while and soon a fish will grab on

oww...

yeah man some fish got big teeth trust me i like to fish

Quote:

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

When your girlfriend comes home and tells you that her HAIRDRESSER had heard of it. No joke, this happened to me...
"So.... you date Donk? tee hee... Is it true?"
"Is WHAT true?"
"Um... you know... [insert giggle here]... his well you KNOW!!!!"
What the fuck are you supposed to say in that situation!?

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just tell sissy-boy that you 'changed the flavor', he won't want it :jointsmile:

cool!!

you know your penis is big if....

she has to insert the beach ball in her wooby first, before sex,}}}}

you know your penis is big if...

you can tickle/touch her heart during sex,}}}}}}}

you know your penis is big if...

she has to keep the 'jaws of life' as a sex toy, by the "side table drawer"}}}}}

you know your penis is big if....

you have to have the 'sizzor jack' to "get it off the ground"


too kute!!!!

:pimp::smokin:

When you've been with your girl for five years and she still complains that you're constantly moving stuff(internal organs)around during the session!

Big 'thangs 'poppin!
And 'lil 'thangs 'stoppin!

Free TI P!!

you can strangle some1 with it!!!

you know it's big when it's in the way all the damn time...-narrows eyes at it-

:)