You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

See I could say i'd do something nice...graceful...or funny...truth is i'd probably end up cursing everything around me then...
*splat*

do a sailor dive. *****

As I begin I would immediately pull out the 95 year old Swiss Army knife I hold on me at all times, which I had snuck onto the plane because it is ceramic.
I pull it open.
I then begin cutting away at the Gore-Tex fabric in which my coat is made. I pull out my conveniently placed handheld sewing machine and begin cutting, sewing,
cutting,
sewing.
After I don't know how much time has passed I suddenly, in a burst of ingenuity, figure out how to manufacture my parachute.
I test it out.
The force from the wind rips the parachute out of my hands.
I reach into my pants,
and masturbate.

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Originally Posted by TPot

As I begin I would immediately pull out the 95 year old Swiss Army knife I hold on me at all times, which I had snuck onto the plane because it is ceramic.
I pull it open.
I then begin cutting away at the Gore-Tex fabric in which my coat is made. I pull out my conveniently placed handheld sewing machine and begin cutting, sewing,
cutting,
sewing.
After I don't know how much time has passed I suddenly, in a burst of ingenuity, figure out how to manufacture my parachute.
I test it out.
The force from the wind rips the parachute out of my hands.
I reach into my pants,
and masturbate.

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macgyver style

Sing a song and hope for the best.......:D

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7tTpow2fLo[/YOUTUBE]

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

I would try and steer my body to some water. assume a seated position and hit the water that way..that should slow me down enough so I wont hit the bottom so hard..

hitting the surface of water at that speed would kill you, it doesnt matter if you hit the bottom at all

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Originally Posted by 420_24/7

hitting the surface of water at that speed would kill you, it doesnt matter if you hit the bottom at all

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That is why I would assume the seated postion or even a curled ball right before I hit.

before that I will fully extend my body. arms out, legs out, hands and fingers extended..to try and slow me down before impact with the water..

I think I got a chance:jointsmile:

flap my arms

if anyones read angels and demons, you could try to do what langdon does in the end to survive the fall from the helicopter