Fellas...worst time you've popped a stiff one?

Oh my goodness this thread is hilarious.

There has never been a massive uh oh boner moment for me, what i will divulge is that i can't control the danm thing when i'm with my girlfriend, umm i guess she turns me on too much... Even if i just think about her and memories of when i'm with her and what we've shared, can make me erect. On the walk home today infact, my mind was wandering and what do ya know, but jeans hold it in and i just tuck it up the waist band and have done for years before superbad told me too.

Morning wood in Coast Guard boot camp having to stand at attention in gym shorts and a t-shirt. You must stand with your hands at your sides no matter what.

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Originally Posted by MadSativa

Ahh dude when I was having an xray for kidney stones, they gave me a bunch of morphine for the pain. And morphin makes the blood flow crazey like; anyway the 2 nureses that were setting me up and giving me my xray, were flirting with me and I was all screwed on morphine, and when one said turn around I turned and they started giggling and one was like trying to put my gown back on and it slaped her hand and she busted out laughing. And I just laugh like I was supper drunk......man you would think I would be all embarrased even now , but i still dont giv a fuk, I was single and in pain on morphine and it was funny.

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That is hot. Now I have a boner. :D

mine has a mind of its own for sure. Randomly at work, driving around, in school, whatever. I don't have to be thinking about anything sexual either it just likes to be hard i guess. But hey, how could you blame it?

Back in middle school when it was cool to go to the skating rink, I was sitting this girl I liked and her friends at a bench. She was sitting across from me and while they were talking, she had her foot on my thang. I couldn't help but to get hard ya' know!

Anyways, out of nowhere she asked if I could buy her a soda and after hesitating I go like the gentleman I am and noticed giggling and funny looks on their faces when I got back.
I knew they noticed but wasn't worried about it. The girl later became my girlfriend and it turned it out it was her dirty little scheme to see what I was workin' with! (lol)

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Originally Posted by tha_green_ghost

The girl later became my girlfriend and it turned it out it was her dirty little scheme to see what I was workin' with! (lol)

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This is a PERFECT EXAMPLE to prove that girls are much more socially intelligent than men, at virtually all ages until the 20's.

thoughts welcome

SL

Trainwreck. 'Nuff Said.


Mike

I can't remember a specific instance, but I'm always extra careful in swimming pools, those seem to be "boner magnets". There have been a few instances where there was a hot chick at a pool I was swimming in, and she was wearing a skimpy bikini or something, and a little wood starts to creep up on me. I usually have to wait it out and think about something else. Or, I've learned to sit on the side of the pool with my feet in the water, and I can usually hide it pretty well until it goes away, especially if I have a towel handy.

Reading all these posts is giving me a boner right now! :S2: