Ever been caught?

You haven't wacked in very weird places u lot hav ya? i id dit on a golf course once laying down
lol no1 was there tho so it wasn't that bad.
DS

When i used to walk to the train station after school there were always weird men tossin outside this certain block of units.Back then it made me so sick i chased a guy with scissors once and swear if i caught him i would have cut his cock off.Dirty filthy bastards doing that around young school girls.

...wtf

Don't let your dog eat your cum. Man, that's fucking wrong.

LMFAO

this post is so godam hilarious...omg im so baked a tear came out when i was laughing lol

ew ur dog is a cum dumpster lol

later

i've been caught a bunch of times. I have a little 2yr old brother down the hall so my parents often have to walk by my room at night to go make him go back to sleep. So one time i'm wakin away and i'm cumming right as my dad knocks on the door. I'm like "ahh fuck, hold up i'm about to get in the shower." hes like alright and waits a sec as I clean my cum off my floor and clothes (it just had to be one of those massive orgasms so the was too much come to fit on the tissues). so he just comes in my room, the porn is still on and everything. I;m like "dad wtf i said hold on." Ever since then he has never came into my room without waiting for permission lol.

and the weirdest place...i guess school

^lmao u showed him man

god dam parents, y cant they just fuckin knock and wait?

or older brothers, i was fooling around with this girl in her bed and her older brother opens the door slightly, sees what were doing then walks in fully

lol what a fag

later

i like how he walks in fully, not just leaves when he sees what ur doin. yea ive heard of dogs likin cum, my friends dog is always lickin around the computer and everyone knows what hes doin

oh shit,, the weuirdest place ive had sex was with my ex on the roof. people that have caught me have been my mom and this cop that was coming to do an investigation of who stole all the alchahol , he came in and was like" so can we start the investigation and i jumped under my bed andd ,,,,shit ima stop thereweirdest place has to have been on a plane trip to florida , i spent about 5 minutes jerkin so i probably flew over half a state a mile in the sky beatin my meat,, lmao

i got caught in grade 7, my door was wide open, and my sis walked by, and didn't say anything, awkward week after, couldn't be in the same room lol