Hahaha, are you known as Chimney then? That's funny - so am i!Quote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
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Hahaha, are you known as Chimney then? That's funny - so am i!Quote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
Y'all are scandalous.
When my friends pass out, I toss them a blanket and make sure nobody steals their shit.
And I protect them from the likes of YOU!
i have a whole new found respect for you lip. as far as im concerned there is no cooler nickname ever than chimney. that was my nickname in college, id meet someone new and tell them that everyone calls me chimney...i got some great reactions. the best were the 'oh ive heard about you' reactions.Quote:
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Originally Posted by psteve
nice guys finish last
All right then Chimney, if we're adding this twist to the thread, I like to mess with my neighbors. If they insist on sharing their very late nights with me, I feel justified in sharing my early mornings with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
A couple months ago, after a particularly loud party that went on until almost sunrise (this was the weekend after they passed out at a friend's house, having left Method Man on repeat in the stero at full volume, and didn't get home until 8 the next morning), I decided it would be a PERFECT morning to finish replacing all the baseboards in their mud-room. They woke to the sound of my Delta chop saw right under their bedroom window at 8am. Aww, yeah. What YOU gonna do about it? I'm the one holding the power tools.... :D
Unfortunately there is to much to list, but one of my favorites was putting Strawberry Sauce in this guy Bucks hair. He had been a dick all evening and a fucking sneak. What made it funnier is when he kept putting his hand in it, and his reaction upon realizing there was something sticky in his dreads.
Harsh, but suitable for the time.
thats different though.....sounds like your neighbors deserved it. my friends never do. thats why i love it.
i've woken everyone up three years running at the new years party, they defenitely did not deserve it, i passed out at like three or so, for some reason i was up at six, they had just quit partying like an hour prior, they let me sleep but did i let them, i think not. well i let them sleep till like seven, then i got so bored with everyone sleeping i started kicking chairs.
this past summer at the rally race i never went to sleep, the whole weekend. it was around four in the momring, i was still up drinking, and damnit i felt everyone else should be too. the next morning my friend had a pile of rocks in his tent. i let him sleep.
seran wraped a buddy to his bed when he passed out drunk once.Then we did it to hid car.
The military spawned a lot of pranks like that.
We filled one guy's room with mattresses because he always overslept and was often late to formation in the morning.
Another dude got a roomful of packing peanuts.
Yet another had his entire room moved out and reassembled on the lawn while he was sleeping (I wasn't involved in this one). They guys were trying to figure out how to get his rack, with him on it, through the door when he woke up.
And finally, in my aquatic parasitology class at college, my friend used to fall asleep- like deep, sound, sleep- on his desk. The building was infested with cokroaches- BIG ones. We put a big ass roach RIGHT in front of his face and woke him up. The professor instigated THAT one... lol
oh that reminds me another freind passed out in a chair so we duct taped a stop sign on him and wraped the whole roll around him and the chair