whoa meggz thats crazy...u ever been in the back of a cop car forreal?...any of us whom have would not of joined u...i imagine it was fun as shit cuz its so spontaneous...but when u HAVE to sit back there...it really fuckin blows
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whoa meggz thats crazy...u ever been in the back of a cop car forreal?...any of us whom have would not of joined u...i imagine it was fun as shit cuz its so spontaneous...but when u HAVE to sit back there...it really fuckin blows
Man, I left my freakin snowboard up on the mountain and it takes at least 30 minutes up and 30 minutes back.. And we only realised when we got to our lodge about another 30 minutes away from the foot of the mountain.. Haha
I've never had to sit in a cop car (luckily). I've had to deal with the cops way too many times (when I was younger there were a ton of gang shootings near my house. scary stuff.) I was 16 at the time I did this, and it was probably one of the craziest things I've ever done. It was a huge rush at the time, but I don't think I'd ever do it againQuote:
Originally Posted by ganjzilla
My first high, late January of 2003. After school, some friends and I went behind the high school fences and toked on some blunts, the very first time I got high. At first I didn't really think I felt any change, but after a couple minutes I was flyin'. As we decided to walk home, I found myself walking in the opposite direction for a couple blocks. My home was the other way at about 4 miles. Luckily I stopped off at Fred Meyer at picked up some gatorade for myself and being extremely paranoid as to whether or not the people around me can smell the reefer scent on me. I made it home a mother of a friend of mine offered me a ride, while seeking to avoid interpersonal environments, I declined genuinely.
I honestly didn't enjoy the experience and didn't try it again until July 4th of that year and got 5 times more paranoid than the blunt I smoked in January. It took me years to understand cannabis.
Getting caught and being arrested was one, but the other time a cop pulled me over was just recently. He pulled me over and stupidly I park next to the median instead of the left side of the road. He did it because I had a loud muffler. I had just gotten off work at 11 at night and was smoking a J while he pulled me over, so I quickly ate the joint, stuck my weed in my ass (I had about a half ounce), drank some mountain dew to clean my breath up, and started smoking a cigarette all before he got to the door. I stupidly rolled down the window halfway and said
"we pulled you over for a loud muffler but there is a very faint smell of cannabis is coming from your car, Have you been using cannabis?"
Me: no sir
Cop: So do you mind if we search it?
Me: I got to make it home soon, my girlfriend is expecting me back before 11:45.
Cop: It will only take a minute
Me: ok no problem.
The 2 cops searched my huge van and the 3rd stayed and searched me, didn't find anything, little did he know of the half in my ass. after a good half hour the 2 cops come out with a very tiny roach and say we can't really charge you for this, is it yours? I said no maybe it was my girlfriend's, I can't smoke cuz i joined the army and they take monthly urnine tests (which they don't). He said ok and gave me a 60 dollar ticket for a loud muffler and I paid it on the spot. Damn that was stupid.
I handed a customs inspector in Puerto Rico a pound of pot, sealed in an MRE bag. (I did get it back from him before he opened it, thankfully, so at least I recovered from my stupidity.)
First time I got high, was about 13. Some fella was shouting his daughter, I thought he was shouting someone help me. His daughters name was Dominique, I shouted over his fence, are you ok? And he was like, yeah I'm just looking for me dauhgter. Sounds daft but was funny at the time
When i was at a community pool with some freinds, we were like chillin on the shallow side, and there was these little girls and there baby siter (who was laughing at the situation) on the deep end just chillin.
i was annoying the crap out of them cause i was high, and we made a deal that i would stay on my side and they would stay on theres.
Well guess what? THEY WENT ON OUR SIDE. So i was like "thats it, were getting revenge! were gonna THRASH there side. Lets fill there whole side of the pool with so much water!" and i just started splashing water onto there side of the water.
pretty fckin stupid
Well I have been smoking for roughly 20+ years now, so I have a large list of stupid things I have done while high. Most of which are you had to be there types of things. Thank god I have never ever been caught by any law enforcement while high. My stupidity normally comes from things said or done while high, but I can say and do things stupid while sober too. I'm just a big goofball
I was drunk and high off my ass at a crazy party with a badass band playing, then two campus cops came and broke it up. i was pissed. in a moment of passion and stupidity i yelled "f uck the p olice" and booked out the house (atleast I thought I yelled "f uck the p olice", witnesses later told me I in fact said "f uck you p opo", which is considerably worse in my opinion). I was out the house about 20-30 yards almost to the street when the cops came out the house and hit me with the flashlight and yelled stop or freeze or whatever, so i did. at this point i remembered that I had a quarter in my left front pocket, which i hadn't remembered when I yelled at them. so I went into boyscout lockdown mode and started playing it cool.
the one cop was convinced that I had thrown something into some bushes (which I hadn't), and he spent a solid half-hour shining his flashlight in the bushes and all over the ground, in places i had not been anywhere near . the other cop talked to me, basically asking me generic cop questions and never even directly addressing me yelling at him, other than saying "what do you think you're doing?" or something like that (which was weird, because I'm pretty sure saying fuck you directly to a cop is a baton-able offense). i just said "I don't know what you're talking about officer" and acted like nothing happened. he radioed in my ID and ran it for warrants, we stood there while his dumbass partner scoured the grass for 30 minutes, and my license came back clean. the cops said some stupid mealy mouthed shit and let me walk away, quarter of dank still bulging in my front pocket.
Now keep in mind the one officer clearly thought i had drugs on me because he thought I tossed them, and the other officer, while I'm sure impressed at my eloquence and good breeding, obviously knew i was wasted. yet they stood there and searched the bushes for 30 minutes and never searched me or asked to search me or nothing. I don't know if these were the two stupidest cops ever, or if campus cops (though still real cops, they had jurisdiction over campus and carried guns) don't have the same "search your person anytime cuz I'm talking to you and you might have a weapon" rights that real cops have, but I'm pretty sure my insult was probable cause, so basically these cops didn't have the sense to search me.
in summation, I yelled "F uck you p opo" at two (campus)cops from about 20 feet away with a quarter in my pocket. holy shit that was fuckin stupid.
thats the stupidest and most entertaining of my five confrontations with cops while holding that i walked away from. part of me is infinitely thankful for being so lucky (and quick-witted), but the analytical part of me says the law of averages is getting ready to fuck me in the ass any day now. so now I'm super careful and paranoid about getting caught, I try to do all the things NORML recommends for staying safe, particularily while driving, like putting all contraband in the trunk or other locked compartment and not giving permission to search it.
so be smart people, the only brain power we can rely on to be solving our problems is our own
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