"Pot fries brain cells."

It's true, pot does fry brain cells. Every time I take a hit I can feel them burning away in my brain. Every single one. So, as I've learned, sticking a syringe full of heroin in my arm and pushing the plunger down always helps take away that feeling. Heroin is great! Thanks to pot's gateway aspect, I can now enjoy the pleasures of the strongest synthetic opiate!

If you looked at your braincells after a hit of Marihuana, you will notice that they actually get set on fire! And now you wonder why you get baked. Haha!