How would you assassinate Hitler?

i would jointhe army, and when i graduated from bootcamp with my rifle, and i walked by saluting hitler (hopefully closeby in some sort of field like you see in old ass movies and military movies like Major Payne with damon wayons lol

but anyways when he walked by i would simply pop him in the head and then turn and shoot as many ppl as i could before i died

i died but hey so did hitler... i mean if youre gonna be realistic (which my above plan is not) then its gonna be a suicide mission :D

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Originally Posted by Hontzymonster

WELL, I AM LIKE 60% GERman, I'D Be ON HIS Side.

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Just because someone's German doesn't mean they adopt Nazi beliefs. My nans mother was German and her farther was Jewish. My nan then went on to marry and english man. All during and partly after the 2nd world war.

go to the 1:40 mark.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55fPwgNVHuU[/YOUTUBE]

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Originally Posted by Hontzymonster

XD IM SO HIGH, AND THIS THREAD WAS KINDA FUNNY FOR VARIOUS REASONS.

WELL, I AM LIKE 60% GERman, I'D Be ON HIS Side.
Don't know why, just would.
because.
it's easier.
We'd be like, rivals, me, and whoever tried to come back in time and kill him XD.

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I dont think you should smoke anymore. You always say stupid shit.

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Originally Posted by onequestion

I dont think you should smoke anymore. You always say stupid shit.

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Lmao, as harsh as it may seem I was thinking something similar.

I should think if you are German, you would dislike him even MORE. Hontzymonster, it disgusts me to think you would say something like that.

If it were possible to kill someone with shame, I would bring him into the future and show him the shame that he worked upon the country that he said he loved.
I'd show him the divided Germany, and the poverty in East Germany, and the Berlin Wall.
I'd show him that he has gone down in history not as a leader or a brilliant conqueror, but as a criminally psychotic tryant with a Napoleon complex and an autoerotic problem.

I would then show him into a small room with no furniture but a single chair and a rope hanging from the ceiling.

Drive by, west side.

Stalin killed 20 million people, but gets little attention, compared to Hitler. Mao Tse-Tung starved 20 million people to death, as well as being responsible for many other atrocities. These individuals and many others, including Che Guevara, another ruthless killer, should be recognized for what they were as well.

Yes Hitler was a dick but he was a pretty good dancer

Hitler was just good christian folk doing the world a favor by killing the people that killed Jesus.