Most hated Canadian Jokes

I love Canadian jokes... but the above were... ummm .. I'm not even sure?

wow, where did you go , nunavute , in mtl and most of quebec its 10/g :|

i dont know what is soo funny about the first joke, it sucks. no wonder that anyony liked your joke. im not canadian but i hate it to.

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Originally Posted by Hardcore Newbie

Hahaha I can picture it now, he tells the joke to the dealer

Him: Pretty funny joke.... EHH (over pronounced, of course)
Deal: Uh, yeah, ok (thinking "not form around here")
Him: So how much did you say that gram was, 10 right?
Deal: No I said 20, and no more than 2 grams.

HAHAHAHHAA Now THAT'S funny

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now thats funny. and the sad part about it is thats probably exactly the way it went down. well maybe its not that sad.:D

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Originally Posted by Another Ying Yang

I just got back from Canada. I told a Canadian joke and most Canadians hated it.

The joke started out, "Have you heard of the new cell phone, the iphone? And only 5% of the Canadians said yes. (Look below for revised version of the joke) Anyhow, then I would say, "Well, have you heard of the cheap Canadian knock off phone?" Then, I would say, "It's called the phony phone 'eh" (emphasizing the phone "e" phone "a")

The revised version of the joke is, "Have you heard of the ipod?"; "The Canadian version is the pod 'eh"... The Canadians didn't like that one either because they are Canadians... but at least they got it, again, because they are Canadians...

Weed was $20 a gram and you couldn't buy more than two grams, WTF

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maybe they charged ya 20 a gram cause you told bad jokes!~ lol

worst canadian joke: What did the candadian say when the american steped on his foot?

"sorry"


dumb joke

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Originally Posted by Hardcore Newbie

I can see why they don't like the joke, the joke isn't funny. And it's not because it's offensive ("Gasp, he making fun of the way we speak, eh?), it's because it' has nothing to it.

taking out the "i" from the beginning and adding an "eh" to the end doesn't make something funny. if it was called the aPhone or an aPod, you'd have something.

wanna know a funny joke along the same lines?

Q: How did Canada chose the name of their country?
A: So it would be easy to spell. C eh N eh D eh.

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gotta agree, wasn't insulting, it just wasn't funny, :D

Weed was $20 a gram and you couldn't buy more than two grams, WTF

your deffinatly getting ripped off. its 10 bucks a gram at most and you can buy as much as you friggin want!