i fingered santa clause because i was wasted.....rofl :stoned:
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i fingered santa clause because i was wasted.....rofl :stoned:
i shot a drug dealer because im mentally ill... lol
Working my friend and not smoking much weed, but not by choice. Money ran very low as I was inbetween that 2 week period waiting for my first paycheque since school is all done.Quote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
No money=no weed, so to pass the time, I have been getting plenty of excercise outdoors and am finally working a steady job that I am very happy at, so I haven't had much time to get on here. Only on my days off. Lost 10 lbs in the last 2 weeks and I feel great!
Tomorrow I finally get a cheque, it's my day off, my fucking birthday (turning 25) so a fat bag will be purchased. Yes yes, it will be a happy day tomorrow. :rastasmoke:
I fingered paris hilton because 'm a loser :D
I fucked an Easter Egg because I'm a loser.
haha that actually makes sense.
I licked a prostitute because im a im a........LOSER:sadcrying
wow, SICK!!!!!
I am wearing an allblack tshirt cause i just got outta work for red robin (i work in the kitcehn not serving) and i was born on 8/8/88. August 8th 1988
I hooked up with a prostitute because I have a gigantic penis
Lol, i slept with paris hilton because i have a massive penis.
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Originally Posted by crunkjuice
lmfao! that made me crack up so bad!:S2:
i licked your mom cuz i was wasted...
yup sounds about like me...